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Asher's basically married, he's allowed to let himself go.
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Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
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Al B looks sorta like Ben Aflac* in that picture. I am debating whether to change my vote in the banning thread now.
*I know Aflac isn't how to spell it, but I misspelled it and Google said "Did you mean Aflac?" and I figured, why not? I always thought the duck was a better actor anyways.Comment
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The ending was fun. What was that, Iowa?Graffiti in a public toilet
Do not require skill or wit
Among the **** we all are poets
Among the poets we are ****.Comment
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That's the EU for youOriginally posted by MOBIUS View PostWell, I have quite a full calendar of EU financed business trips this year, which appears to have become a series of glorified tourism stops punctuated by the odd blah-blah...
My condolencesAnd I get to live in Cardiff.
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Don't complain about not having money. You have a good education but just refuse to improve your situation. If you try and fail, then I might give a modicum of a sh*t.Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View PostSpeaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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I just found out you can smash the screens
(on the chamber where it's trivial to do so) Now I'll have to go back and smash them all.
Indifference is BlissComment
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A news article clipped in one of the display cases in 50s-era Aperture suggested that Mr. Johnson built the facility in an abandoned mine in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.Originally posted by onodera View Post
Which, speaking as a Michigander, makes a lot of sense."My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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I think I've read that according to canon, Aperture Science is headquartered in Ohio, so it's not unreasonable to conjecture the labs (where more illicit research was conducted) themselves are based in the original Michigan salt mines Johnson purchased across the state line.
Long-term storage of nuclear waste, sealing-off from the world homicidal lunatic AI, food seasoning. Salt, is there anything you can't do?The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.Comment
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I don't understand why the facility was powered by a nuclear reactor. They already have an infinite safe energy source.Last edited by Kuciwalker; April 27, 2011, 21:15.Comment
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I was thinking the same thing. Build a waterwheel and pop a portal at the bottom of a swimming pool...
If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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I haven't played anything beyond Half-Life 1 and 2 but is Portal supposed to take place within the same universe as the Half-Life series?Comment
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Yeap"Comment
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The facility was probably constructed before the development of the Portal technology.Originally posted by Kuciwalker View PostModern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez DávilaComment
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That doesn't really explain it...Comment
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Maybe portals use power directly equal to the amount of energy the passes through them. Or something."Comment
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