Portal 2 (Other Games is dead)

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Interesting. But by color, I think just a healthy beige would suffice.

I mean can you believe this guy:


is only about a year older than me?



You'd think a decade separates us, not a year!

That's true. You look barely pubescent.

[Al B. Sure!]

It's one thing to be curved (bubblebutt is the correct gay terminology), it's another thing to have a chunky, big ass (without necessarily being fat).

You have the latter, and it is not a good thing. The people telling you it is are lying or mocking you.

How do you know what my butt looks like?!

[Al B. Sure!]

That's true. You look barely pubescent.

I'm ****ing adorable!

[Al B. Sure!]

Pretty. Boy. Swag!

[Asher]

How do you know what my butt looks like?!

I know your build and your heritage. And you've talked about it before.

[Docfeelgood]

family photo

[Docfeelgood]

at the beach

[Docfeelgood]

high school

[Docfeelgood]

mum and dad

[Al B. Sure!]

I know your build and your heritage. And you've talked about it before.

Huh? I've talked about the shape of my ass? I don't remember that.

My heritage? You'd have to explain more or you're just doing the usual Asher ignorant trolling to **** with me.

[Al B. Sure!]

Wait! This thread is about the game Portal, not my ass! My ass has nothing to do with portals!


See, Guynemer, THIS is why you have to post threads like this in the game forum.

[Riesstiu IV]

Well, technically an ass is a portal.

[Docfeelgood]

Well, technically an ass is a portal.

lol

[Al B. Sure!]

Well, technically an ass is a portal.

A 1-way portal!

[dannubis]

Not for you it isn't.