Portal 2 (Other Games is dead)

[Asher]

Whiter than you, *****

[Docfeelgood]

Whiter than you, *****

I don't know about that, my wife says that I look like a grub worm, so white you can see my heart beating in my chest

[Al B. Sure!]

You're both borderline albinos.

[Asher]

Jealous much?

[Al B. Sure!]

Jealous much?

Are you serious? You'll get skin cancer if you set foot below the 48th parallel.

[Asher]

It's a fact that whiter skin is better. Ask docfeelgood or skin-dying Asians or Michael Jackson.

[Asher]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/5219752.stm

Dark skin 'does not block cancer'

Contrary to common perception, people with dark skin are more likely to die from skin cancer than those with fairer skin, warn US researchers.

@ Alby

[Al B. Sure!]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/5219752.stm



@ Alby

Dude, do you even read the article? It says right there that people with dark skin are less likely to get it but because it's so rarely diagnosed (or diagnosed too late), people are more likely to die.

Although the disease is less common, when it does occur it is typically more aggressive and diagnosed later, which leads to more deaths, they explain.

[Al B. Sure!]

The article even says:

Dark skin has increased epidermal melanin which provides a natural skin protection factor (SPF) - a measure of how long skin covered with sunscreen takes to burn compared with uncovered skin.

Very dark, black skin has a natural SPF of about 13 and filters twice as much UV radiation as white skin, for example.

[Al B. Sure!]

So Wesley Snipes has natural SPF 13.

[Asher]

Dude, do you even read the article? It says right there that people with dark skin are less likely to get it but because it's so rarely diagnosed (or diagnosed too late), people are more likely to die.

What's more serious, dying or having bad skin?

[Al B. Sure!]

What's more serious, dying or having bad skin?

LESS LIKELY TO GET IT. And the dying is almost entirely BECAUSE they are less likely to get it.

None of this changes the fact that your pasty looking like a Pillsbury Doughboy ass is a detriment to you on 75% of the earth's surface.

[Asher]

Facts:

1) I will live longer
2) I attract more people interested in sexing me
3) I do not look like a terrorist

I'm 3/3, you're 0/3.

[Docfeelgood]

It's a fact that whiter skin is better. Ask docfeelgood or skin-dying Asians or Michael Jackson.

sorry, don't agree

I stay out of the sun

Actually I think people of color hold there age better.

[Lonestar]

You don't have college and medical school loans and malpractice insurance, right?

If Albie watched Scrubs he would find out that Doctors are not super rich, and early in their careers they are buried in debt.