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They not going to catch me. Really, he didn't even fight. I'm swinging, kicking, biting, spitting, doing whatever it takes. They're going to have to kill me to get a chance to rape me."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
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but, if it did happen? could you go before a court to make sure they are prosecuted?Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View PostThey not going to catch me. Really, he didn't even fight. I'm swinging, kicking, biting, spitting, doing whatever it takes. They're going to have to kill me to get a chance to rape me.
I don't think I could do it
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It's not happening. Really, that scene bothers me because he really could have fought back. He didn't even attempt anything but a clumsy crawling away.Originally posted by Docfeelgood View Postbut, if it did happen? could you go before a court to make sure they are prosecuted?
I don't think I could do it"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
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So? They shoot me and the butt sex may not be quite as good for them.Originally posted by Docfeelgood View Postthere was a gun on him and his friend"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
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Yet female company is a dream written in the distant stars... red spectrum distant stars...Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View PostAnd it's okay, Asher. You're just jealous because you look old and I look so damn adorable. Look at my cheeks and my smirk! I'm so adorable!
"Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."
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All of the working out you do will never make you look manly, Albert."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "
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Yeah I know it's crazy, right? I'm ****ing adorable and I have washboard abs (yes, I'm back down to 190lbs, so they're back). Plus huge legs and an ass that women make me uncomfortable always commenting on. Go figure, right?Originally posted by dannubis View PostYet female company is a dream written in the distant stars... red spectrum distant stars..."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
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Do you like to **** adorable things, Alby? Children are adorable. Pets are adorable.
Huge asses aren't assets for men, either."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "
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Apparently the gay man is wrong.Originally posted by Asher View PostDo you like to **** adorable things, Alby? Children are adorable. Pets are adorable.
Huge asses aren't assets for men, either.
http://www.askmen.com/dating/love_tip/41_love_tip.html
Survey of women asking which body parts turn them on the most.
The #1 part most likely to turn women on...
#1: Butt
I guess the one thing this survey goes to show is that women are not that much different from men. Then again, I don't think they're as big on slapping our butts as we are with theirs.
Some women wrote that they love those "half-moon" butts, while others preferred the "slightly curvaceous" ones. "It's usually the athletic guys that have the nicest butts... oh and Brad Pitt." Some chick was bound to throw that one in."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
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You would not believe how many women have made comments about my rear. It's uncomfortable. I never know how to react and I know I always have these weird embarrassed sheepish look on my face. Women love men's asses. That's a well-established thing.
Maybe men with flat nonexistent asses probably don't know this.
"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi
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It's one thing to be curved (bubblebutt is the correct gay terminology), it's another thing to have a chunky, big ass (without necessarily being fat).
You have the latter, and it is not a good thing. The people telling you it is are lying or mocking you."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "
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