I'm puzzled by the random little things about women

[Dauphin]

Women are very simple.

How would you express them as a mathematical function? Albie can then use the empirical inputs to get a theoretical output after solving for sex.

[Aeson]

This was one of my fake Facebook accounts and I'm just pre-selling Albie on a pick up course e-book I'm selling. Nothing to see here...

[-Jrabbit]

If true, that would be teh awesome!

[Fake Boris]

So you've just realized Facebook is full of useless chitchat?

[Provost Harrison]

You say she was "on". What does this mean exactly?

[MikeH]

Because I have a fundamental inability to deal with women in any capacity.

Understanding these small things provides me knowledge that could allow me to improve in all interactions with women, whether romantic, friendly, or professional.

1. Don't treat women as strange exotic creatures that need to be understood, treat them as people. They are basically the same as men. The differences are vastly smaller than the similarities.

2. This is a total non-issue. If it's a girl you aren't interested in, and you are having such an unbelievably inane conversation, she probably just lost interest or went to do something else. I get distracted from messenger/facebook conversations for 15 mins all the time.

3. Read that conversation back again. Could you have been any duller?

[Aeson]

The differences are vastly smaller than the similarities.

:snicker at the vastly smaller difference:

[SpencerH]

1. Don't treat women as strange exotic creatures that need to be understood. They cannot be understood. Dont try. I've been married for 30 years and I have a 20 year old and a 16 year old daughter and I still cannot fathom female "logic".

[molly bloom]

Women- can't live with them and legally can't eat them or nail them to the door as draught excluders.

I've heard some make excellent wives and partners and definitely some make great friends.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

I don't try to understand women.

I concentrate on being nice to them. It's far easier to get your head around, and they seem to appreciate it.

[b etor]

Al B, Have you tried talking to her since this conversation? I personally dislike FB chat because too many people I don't enjoy talking to see that I'm online and attempt to converse with me. Maybe she had to leave suddenly, or the chat malfunctioned. It did that a lot when I used it a while ago. Or she just thought it was a boring conversation and left.

also, Haha's are just like lol's. They don't really mean she's laughing. it's just a space filler. like 'like' or 'well' when you're talking. LMFAO or bahahahaha means she's actually laughing.

[MRT144]

You need to turn your brain off Al. You're overthinking this.

[Docfeelgood]

She's Too Good For Everyone

[Al B. Sure!]

well duh, Doc... after the incident with the prostitute I've learned to not love these hoes.

**** these *****es.

[Docfeelgood]

I enjoy making fun of them