Lessons from the Bible

[Al B. Sure!]

Why are you bringing some old grudge of yours into this thread? Why can't you let anything go?

Cause it's ****ing relevant to you being a ****face. You criticized me for mentioning something that frankly, I doubt anyone but WW2 history buffs know, stating that it is well-known while you are over here talking about 'OMG! David and Jonathon were gay!'

In response to you blabbering about David, I will quote an *******:

It's also well known. If you're going to act like a know-it-all you could at least take the effort to know something.

-gribbler

[giblets]

You brought up something that wasn't even relevant to the thread so you could act like a know-it-all while posting Wikipedia images and regurgitating what some Wikipedia article said. I'm talking about characters in the Bible in my thread about the Bible. I'm surprised about how gay some of the characters are, given that they are presented as heroes and the Bible says lots of anti-gay stuff. I've never acted like a Bible expert.

[Al B. Sure!]

You brought up something that wasn't even relevant to the thread so you could act like a know-it-all while posting Wikipedia images and regurgitating what some Wikipedia article said. I'm talking about characters in the Bible in my thread about the Bible. I'm surprised about how gay some of the characters are, given that they are presented as heroes and the Bible says lots of anti-gay stuff. I've never claimed to be a Bible expert.

Not relevant? Those quotes were about ****ing David and Jonathon. How the **** were they not relevant?

And surprised? Like I said, what is this gribbler reads the Bible for the first time?

[giblets]

Not relevant? Those quotes were about ****ing David and Jonathon. How the **** were they not relevant?

Chiang Kai-shek wasn't relevant to that thread.

[giblets]

And surprised? Like I said, what is this gribbler reads the Bible for the first time?

If you think the Bible is boring, don't click on a thread that has the word 'Bible' in the title.

[Al B. Sure!]

Chiang Kai-shek wasn't relevant to that thread.

1) that thread was made by an ******* about me
2) since it was a troll about me, I deemed it stupid
3) YOU started talking about WW2 in that thread so THAT wasn't relevant
4) the discussion about WW2 made Chiang Kai-Shek relevant
5) you're a ****face

[giblets]

1. This thread was made by me about the Bible
2. If you don't like it, that doesn't make you entitled to try to hijack it and make it about yourself
3. I mentioned WWII while making a point that was relevant to the thread
4. Your post about Chiang Kai-shek came out of nowhere
5. You haven't contributed anything to this thread other than attempting to flame Christians and make yourself the center of attention

[giblets]

You're such a loon

[giblets]

Welcome to my ignore list.

[Al B. Sure!]

Welcome to my ignore list.

thank the **** god. Maybe now you'll stop stalking me and commenting on everything I post.

[giblets]

I have faith that now that he knows I'm not reading his posts, he'll stop trying to mess up my thread. He's been trying since page 1.

[giblets]

How do Christians/Jews view polygamy? David sure has a lot of wives.

[giblets]

[8] And David said on that day, "Whoever would smite the Jeb'usites, let him get up the water shaft to attack the lame and the blind, who are hated by David's soul." Therefore it is said, "The blind and the lame shall not come into the house."

2 Samuel 5:8

The Bible hates people with disabilities

[giblets]

[1] David again gathered all the chosen men of Israel, thirty thousand.
[2] And David arose and went with all the people who were with him from Ba'ale-judah, to bring up from there the ark of God, which is called by the name of the LORD of hosts who sits enthroned on the cherubim.
[3] And they carried the ark of God upon a new cart, and brought it out of the house of Abin'adab which was on the hill; and Uzzah and Ahi'o, the sons of Abin'adab, were driving the new cart
[4] with the ark of God; and Ahi'o went before the ark.
[5] And David and all the house of Israel were making merry before the LORD with all their might, with songs and lyres and harps and tambourines and castanets and cymbals.
[6]And when they came to the threshing floor of Nacon, Uzzah put out his hand to the ark of God and took hold of it, for the oxen stumbled.
[7] And the anger of the LORD was kindled against Uzzah; and God smote him there because he put forth his hand to the ark; and he died there beside the ark of God.

2 Samuel 6:1-7

Oxen stumble -> ark is falling over -> Uzzah stops it from falling -> Yahweh punishes him

Of course, that's just the israelite's interpretation. I'm sure Yahweh did this out of love

[giblets]

God tells David to take a census, David does it, then God punishes David for it by collectively punishing all Israelites. (2 Samuel 24) This is even more silly than the Exodus story.