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Yes, it's realistic in that respect."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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While he's not quite attractive as me, you have to admit he gave you wood googling his picture. It's been scientifically proven.Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View PostIf you say so...
Emilio:
Looks a little fat in the cheeks like you, Asher
And what's the deal with only him using their birth name? I always found that strange."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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No. I'm not a homosexual, as much as you want someone like me on your team. Sorry. Can't do it.Originally posted by Asher View Post"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Says the guy who loves nuts to butts so much in training he keeps intentionally failing training."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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"Just puttin on the foil" - Jeff Hanson
“In a democracy, I realize you don’t need to talk to the top leader to know how the country feels. When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people.” - Jimmy CarterComment
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I would not be surprised if they stop doing that what with Don't Ask Don't Tell being repealed.Originally posted by Asher View Post"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Better get in while you still can."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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WINNING!!!No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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Charlie Sheen Fired From 'Two and a Half Men'
Warner Bros. Fires Sheen From No. 1 CBS Comedy, Effective Immediately
By SHEILA MARIKAR
March 7, 2011
It's hard to see how Charlie Sheen will "win" this one: today, Warner Bros. fired Sheen from TV's No. 1 comedy, "Two and a Half Men."
CBS, the network that airs "Two and a Half Men," declined to comment.
Sheen responded to the news of his job loss in a statement to TMZ.com:
"This is very good news," he said. "They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions, never have to look at whatshis*** again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension."
Since 2003, Sheen had starred in the sitcom as Charlie Harper, a playboy who mimicked Sheen's real life persona. Last year, he reportedly inked a deal to make $2 million per episode.
"Two and a Half Men" went on hiatus in January following Sheen's hospitalization and return to rehab. Sheen publicly slammed the show's creator, Chuck Lorre, Warner Bros. and CBS in a series of recent interviews, claiming he's ready to return to work and will sue for being barred from the show.
Since CBS and Warner Bros. canceled the remainder of "Two and a Half Men's" season, Sheen has been everywhere, coining catchphrases in TV sit-downs ("winning," "tiger blood," "adonis DNA"), tweeting about his philosophies and live-streaming his life online.
Over the weekend, Sheen launched a web show on Ustream called "Sheen's Korner," a 50-minute homespun take-off of sorts on a baseball post-game show. Though Sheen amassed 1 million followers on Twitter in 24 hours, his online show only drew in 150,000 viewers at its peak.
Still, Sheen spent much of the show touting his pop culture prowess.
Watch: Rants, Raves and Drugs"It has caught on like an absolute global wildfire," Sheen said of his catch phrases and public interest in his life.
With no regular show to shoot, Sheen is focused on building his online brand -- as one of Ad.ly's celebrity tweeters, he could make $1 million a year with sponsored tweets.No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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If anyone's a masochist like me, the final letter from WB's mouthpiece to Sheen's mouthpiece is a pretty revealing read:
Anyway, so much for our eager hopes of a hilarious public trial. Unsurprisingly this is already with JAMS and with the way most arbitrations go these days, even ****ing arbitrability is itself an arbitrable issue.
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Old school -- complete with footnotes!
Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-ArmsComment
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Sheen's Korner Season 1, Episode 4: At war
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By Chris Pizzello, APCharlie Sheen is at war, and it looks as though he's focusing his strategy on a hit list.
The opening screen of tonight's Sheen's Korner webcast had the camera trained on the book The Art of War by Sun Tzu (a favorite of basketball coach Bob Knight). Cut to a bottle of "Tiger Blood," then a montage of film clips including Apocalypse Now's "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" and A Few Good Men's "You can't handle the truth." All were eerily set to the Doors tune The End.
Finally the camera cut to a cleaned up Sheen, his hair tamed, his complexion refined, looking more sane than he has in recent broadcasts. He wore a Cincinnati Reds baseball warm-up and glasses and read lyrically from a teleprompter.
"What occurred yesterday was in fact completely illegal, in fact, unconscionable. And to quote my lawyer really (expletive, expletive) suck suck."
Then the self-proclaimed Malibu Messiah, Condor of Calabasas ticked off his "unwanted list":
-Les Moonves (CBS president and CEO, who Sheen calls "Less Than Goonves"): "You gave me your word so in turn you gave me nothing. It must really suck being your Mrs."
-Peter Roth (Warner Brothers Television president) : "Who I will not call sloth...as your heart was always rooted in fairness. Trust not your evil overlords. Get out while you can good sir. You have my digits, use them."
-Bruce Rosenblum (President, Warner Brothers Television Group, who Sheen calls Bruce Daisyandwilt): "It's over tiny man. Grab ankles and accept your fate. Wow, it must really suck being you right now. The pulp of fiction suits you well."
-Chuck Lorre (Creator of Two and A Half Men who Sheen calls Chuck E. Cheeseball) "Where are you hiding silly clown? Behind your narcissim?...Which personality are you cowering beneath?...Think of me often, loser, during your most quiet moments. Think of me as you pray to the silly god of AA...Can you smell the lies? Can you smell the carnage you've created?" Sheen proceeded to taunt Lorre with alcohol: "The drink you know you want. The drink you can't avoid any longer. How does it taste? How does it feel?...You are no match for this warlock."
Sheen rounded out the short broadcast touting Tiger Blood and saying "those who deserve it, now possess it."
"Stay tuned good soldiers, I'll see you very soon. On the battlefield. Godspeed"
Apparently Lorre has or had a severe alcohol problem as well.No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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EXCLUSIVE: CBS Wants Charlie Sheen BackEXCLUSIVE: CBS Wants Charlie Sheen Back
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WENNCBS wants Charlie Sheen back on its Two and a Half Men, and they want him back now, RadarOnline.com can is reporting exclusively.
The top exec at the Eye network is ready, willing, and able to forgive and forget all of Sheen's recent antics and continue broadcasting the series, with Sheen back in the starring role, a well-placed insider tells us.
According to our source, CBS President and CEO Les Moonves has been speaking directly with top execs at Warner Bros. Television -- the company that produces Men and also fired Sheen.
Moonves has also spoken directly to 'Men' co-creator and executive producer Chuck Lorre, who has been the target of Sheen's "violent hatred."
Moonves wants a solution that brings Sheen back to the show in a situation everyone can live with.
"Moonves told Chuck Lorre that he should 'let us handle Charlie'," the source says.
Lorre produces two other huge CBS hits, The Big Bang Theory and Mike & Molly. The prolific writer/producer also has several other projects in development for CBS.
"Moonves wants to get the show back on the air. He's all for it," the insider adds. "He says certain people need to forget anything and everything Charlie's done recently and just move on with the business at hand.
"The core issue is, as he put it, the volatile relationship between Charlie Sheen and Chuck Lorre. He believes that if CBS and Warner Bros. TV honchos can find a way to get Chuck and Charlie to speak again, cooler heads will prevail."
Discussions about the possibility of bringing Charlie back to Two and a Half Men have been going on in earnest the last couple of days.
As RadarOnline.com has been reporting, the actor was fired earlier this month, with CBS and Warner Bros. TV issuing a statement that "Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen's services" for their hit sitcom.
Since then, in several exclusive interviews with RadarOnline.com, Sheen's spoken about his "winning" attitude, life with his "goddesses" and regularly referred to everyone connected with 'Men' as "trolls."
He also filed a $100 million lawsuit against Lorre and Warner Bros. TV.
Sheen is now taking his rant on the road, and has 20 concert dates planned, including one at New York's Radio City Music Hall.
It's unclear how far along CBS' Moonves is in convincing the powers at Warner Bros. TV to rehire Charlie or if he'd accept their offer if one is made.
Now, THAT (if true) is WINNING.No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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