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  • #61
    That's damned considerate of you.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #62
      "The Christian way has not been tried and found wanting, it has been found to be hard and left untried" - GK Chesterton.

      "The most obvious predicition about the future is that it will be mostly like the past" - Alain de Botton

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      • #63
        Are people making fun of me again? My friend told me this was a cool place to discuss things and that's why I joined. Is this actually some kind of joke?

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        • #64
          Originally posted by MikeH View Post
          Don't get JM sick, I can't handle these arduous moderation duties on my own.

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          • #65
            Originally posted by Wezil View Post
            I'm sick (flu), off work for another day and bored out of my skull.

            Does anyone want to discuss meaningless topics?
            I clipped my nails yesterday and tomorrow I'm going to shave.
            A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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            • #66
              Originally posted by MrFun View Post
              I clipped my nails yesterday and tomorrow I'm going to shave.
              I shaved and showered yesterday (1st time since Saturday).

              The fever has broken so now I am left with a nasty chest cough but strangely, very little congestion.

              I may return to work tomorrow.
              "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
              "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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              • #67
                Originally posted by DinoDoc View Post
                House is roped into going to a 5th grade Career Day Presentation. Hilarity ensues.
                That was very funny. I loved the movie spoofs.

                "I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"

                "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by Barnabas View Post
                  Does Justin Bieber have famous songs? I have never heard him, I only know him from the internet
                  I regularly sub middle schools, and can confirm that Bieber does have a number of songs which are famous, at least with his target audience. The only one I've heard that I can remember goes something like "I will never say neverrrrr/I will fight till foreverrrr..." when sung by a teenage girl. If you have further Bieber-related questions, tell me and I will relay them to my little experts. If I have to hear about Bieber all day anyway, somebody might as well profit from it.
                  1011 1100
                  Pyrebound--a free online serial fantasy novel

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                  • #69
                    Originally posted by Agent Sox View Post
                    Are people making fun of me again? My friend told me this was a cool place to discuss things and that's why I joined. Is this actually some kind of joke?
                    Folks around here

                    1. Tend to be a little rough on new guys, and
                    2. Take a dim view of conspiracy theories.
                    1011 1100
                    Pyrebound--a free online serial fantasy novel

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                    • #70
                      nm - wrong thread.
                      Last edited by Wezil; February 23, 2011, 12:04.
                      "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                      "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
                        Is "Harry's Law" shown in Canada? A new series. There was an episode on last night. I think it's pretty good.
                        I found the episodes online.

                        Having watched the pilot I will check out more.

                        "You shot this guy?!"

                        "Allegedly."

                        "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                        "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                        • #72
                          I took a piss about ten minutes ago.
                          A lot of Republicans are not racist, but a lot of racists are Republican.

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                          • #73
                            Was it a satisfying piss? Sometimes it just feels soooo good. You know what I mean.
                            "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                            "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                            • #74
                              Most states and mucipalities have requirements. The ability to bypass them depends on location, the specifics of the law, and the amount of "pull" you have.
                              No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by MrFun View Post
                                I took a piss about ten minutes ago.
                                Did it burn?
                                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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