Anyone want to "shoot the ****"?

[Wezil]

Most states and mucipalities have requirements. The ability to bypass them depends on location, the specifics of the law, and the amount of "pull" you have.

Yeah, sorry. I edited that post out (wrong thread).

I think I should run. I can do it from here and if my constituents want to contact me for whatever reason - TOO BAD.

[Wezil]

Did it burn?

NSFW

[C0ckney]

Most states and mucipalities have requirements. The ability to bypass them depends on location, the specifics of the law, and the amount of "pull" you have.

so what are the requirements for a satisfying piss in your state?

[ColdWizard]

Fairfax County recommends the availability of at least three bathrooms.

[DinoDoc]

That was very funny. I loved the movie spoofs.

"I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"

The Pulp Fiction one and their reaction to it was awesome.

[Wezil]

I picked up on it right away when they entered the room and Foreman went into the kitchen.

I was wondering what they were going to do when the shooting started.

[Agent Sox]

Folks around here

1. Tend to be a little rough on new guys, and
2. Take a dim view of conspiracy theories.

The first one okay but the second one I am not a conspiracy theorist! It's not like I believe everything. I just know that one particular theory is true because I saw it happen.

[Japher]

I saw a UFO once, posted a thread about here when I did. It was about a year ago, maybe longer. Not sure if it were aliens, but if it was they didn't abduct me. Should I feel good or bad about that? It's kinda like not getting hit on a gay bar.. wtf?

Other than that I don't believe in conspiracy theories, mainly because my dad is, or rather was, John Gotti, and I've heard a lot of stupid things about him that certainly aren't true.

[Agent Sox]

You really do not want to get "abducted" by aliens. It is a terrible experience for almost everyone that goes through it.

[Japher]

Not that kid in Flight of the Navigator or The Last Starfighter. Heck that Last Starfighter guy made a good friend, got the hot chick, and saved the universe! That's probably what would of happened to me had they taken me. Still, I get motion sick pretty easy, so that's probably why they passed on me...

[Agent Sox]

Motion sickness would not be a problem because with the technology to move around the universe you would need to be able to control momentum.

[Lorizael]

Inertial dampers.

[Wezil]

You really do not want to get "abducted" by aliens. It is a terrible experience for almost everyone that goes through it.

Do the anal probes hurt?

[Elok]

In the land of the anally-probed, the gay man is king. Or something like that.

[Agent Sox]

You guys are making fun of abduction stuff again! I really don't like that. I bet none of you have ever met a person who has an abduction story. It's not a thing to laugh at. Even if it isn't real the memory is and it's traumatic, like people who have come back from war or seen someone die.