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  • Alby, do you speak differently in job interviews than you normally do?
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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    • He speaks in a British accent. At least I hope he does, because that's the advice I gave him.
      “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
      "Capitalism ho!"

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      • Originally posted by Asher View Post
        Alby, do you speak differently in job interviews than you normally do?
        I don't get that far to have an interview
        "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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        • Will you speak differently, then?
          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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          • Originally posted by Asher View Post
            Will you speak differently, then?
            Yes. I will speak in my professional voice. Of course.
            "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
            "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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            • Can you record your professional voice?
              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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              • Make a video resume like this guy's:

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                • Originally posted by Asher View Post
                  Can you record your professional voice?
                  What shall I say?
                  "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                  "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                  • "Yo yo yo dawg, this by Al B. SUUUUUURE [*where "SUUUUURE" is in a high pitched singing voice]. This be my professional voice for all my dawgs in the hizzouse".
                    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                    • In a british accent.
                      “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                      "Capitalism ho!"

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                      • If there wasn't someone in the house, I would do that with a British accent.
                        "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                        • There's someone else in the hizzzouuuse? I thought you lived alone.
                          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                          • Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                            But I don't care if it ruins my job prospects. I need to do this. It is more important to me than anything else.


                            Are you trying to rationalize your last two failed attempts or something?

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                            • Originally posted by DaShi View Post
                              In a british accent.
                              You know, if I had a microphone around here, I'd record it
                              Speaking of Erith:

                              "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                              • When North Americans say British, I don't think they mean Yorkshire.

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