Post here and I will give you my estimation of your sexual history

[Thoth]

Hell, you've done just about everyone else, you might as well do me too.

[Barnabas]

do me, do me yeah

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Jrabbit- Our first furry. We know how fond you are of those leisurely golfing trips, though I'm not sure that dressing up in your gopher fursuit and digging a cosy burrow in the bunkers is really going to help your handicap much. And you might want to replace the assflap velcro because it's letting the sand in like a mother****er.

Thoth- Being, at heart, a deeply lazy man you have struggled to find a partner willing to accommodate your strict insistence on minimal physical exertion during congress. While you got away with it in your teenaged years, with ladies young and impressionable, you're now facing problems. Now giving serious consideration to necrophilia as an alternative.

Cali- Discovered chunneling at an early age and never looked back. For the benefit of the uninitiated, chunneling involves joining two participants anus-to-anus via a short length of plastic tubing. They then both attempt to pass stools with sufficient force to drive the combined compacted mass back into the loser. It's a serious spectator sport in Shanghai, though Cali has been banned for throwing matches.

Barnabas- I suspect you dress up as a bellboy and break into hotels to perform menial tasks of services in an unusually enthusiastic way. Possibly finishing off by changing into Chambermaid uniform and smearing cleaning products all over yourself.

[David Floyd]

Laz - Oddly enough, and to your dismay, women are in fact not all that attracted to your writing skills. You discovered this one night when you were writing angsty poetry and cutting yourself, and the woman you had been hoping to hook up with excused herself to the restroom, and never came back. Given that this wasn't the first time lately this had happened, you had a Peter North-sized money shot ready to explode, which you demonstrated by shooting into your own mouth while jerking off. In unrelated news, you have since made a conscious effort to control your "O Face", although, sadly, you still slice your wrists with the best of them.

[Thoth]

Thoth- Being, at heart, a deeply lazy man you have struggled to find a partner willing to accommodate your strict insistence on minimal physical exertion during congress. While you got away with it in your teenaged years, with ladies young and impressionable, you're now facing problems. Now giving serious consideration to necrophilia as an alternative.

Dammit. Who told you about the dead panda? That was supposed to be a secret.

[onodera]

I'm all ears.

[DanS]

Get on with it, my good man!

[Bosh]

Bosh, on the other hand, has more discreet tastes and keeps his pleasures behind closed doors. His sexual couplings are conventionally heterosexual, although in his youth he was fond of decorating his tackle to look like oriental food. The sushi was particularly impressive. Particularly aroused by ballerinas these days.

Reasonably accurate

[Thoth]

I'm all ears.

Aural sex?

[Nikolai]

I'm all ears.

Hope that works out well for you, bud.

[MikeH]

Me, if it's not too boring.

[Elok]

Why not? It's been awesome so far.

[Grandpa Troll]

Sure, Im game....

[Ben Kenobi]

I doubted you'd come with anything surprising. Then I saw your comment on ben.;-)

I did expect a quick Virgin dismissal.

[MikeH]

Had many of those have you?