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i actually deleted that blog.I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
[Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]
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Well, we all know Oerdin's a legendary frotteur. Every rush hour he's headed straight for the most crowded trains, furiously rubbing his crotch against anyone unlucky enough to be adjacent to him. While he was posted to Iraq, there was serious discussion about replacing the conventional fabrics used in US military uniforms with a more waterproof and easily-wiped substitute, purely to stop his unit going crusty.
Bosh, on the other hand, has more discreet tastes and keeps his pleasures behind closed doors. His sexual couplings are conventionally heterosexual, although in his youth he was fond of decorating his tackle to look like oriental food. The sushi was particularly impressive. Particularly aroused by ballerinas these days.
Traianus? Wildly exhibitionist. Likes to find public buildings with glass roofs, and splay his scrotum across it like a pink pancake. Once seriosly injured when dousing himself in blue paint and attempting to copulate with moving traffic, in an homage to Yves Klein.
Floyd- Libertarians don't have sex, due to the heinous expectations of sharing it creates. Consequently, after a very brief session of foreplay you lock yourself in the bathroom to ejaculate over the towels whilst loudly announcing the inherently nobility of your actions. Leaving immediately after, you steal their purse on the way out.The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland
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That is disturbingly close to an actual sexual experience I have had, up to and including the purse stealingFollow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/DaveDaDouche
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For the good of the community, all must submit.
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RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms
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I'm impressed, but not really surprised, that Laz is able to keep coming up with different bizarre sexual fetishes.Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.
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