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  • #46
    Alright. I will consent to subject myself to this.
    Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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    • #47
      Laz threads are always worth supporting, do me
      Stop Quoting Ben

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      • #48
        Alright, check!
        "An archaeologist is the best husband a women can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Agatha Christie
        "Non mortem timemus, sed cogitationem mortis." - Seneca

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        • #49
          i actually deleted that blog.
          I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
          [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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          • #50
            Pansexual
            In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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            • #51
              Laz: Baritone, actually. And smooth. Bears = icky.
              Tutto nel mondo è burla

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              • #52
                I doubted you'd come with anything surprising. Then I saw your comment on ben.;-)
                Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
                I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
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                • #53
                  Take a shot at me...
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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Boris Godunov View Post
                    Laz: Baritone, actually. And smooth. Bears = icky.
                    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                    • #55
                      Well, we all know Oerdin's a legendary frotteur. Every rush hour he's headed straight for the most crowded trains, furiously rubbing his crotch against anyone unlucky enough to be adjacent to him. While he was posted to Iraq, there was serious discussion about replacing the conventional fabrics used in US military uniforms with a more waterproof and easily-wiped substitute, purely to stop his unit going crusty.

                      Bosh, on the other hand, has more discreet tastes and keeps his pleasures behind closed doors. His sexual couplings are conventionally heterosexual, although in his youth he was fond of decorating his tackle to look like oriental food. The sushi was particularly impressive. Particularly aroused by ballerinas these days.

                      Traianus? Wildly exhibitionist. Likes to find public buildings with glass roofs, and splay his scrotum across it like a pink pancake. Once seriosly injured when dousing himself in blue paint and attempting to copulate with moving traffic, in an homage to Yves Klein.

                      Floyd- Libertarians don't have sex, due to the heinous expectations of sharing it creates. Consequently, after a very brief session of foreplay you lock yourself in the bathroom to ejaculate over the towels whilst loudly announcing the inherently nobility of your actions. Leaving immediately after, you steal their purse on the way out.
                      The genesis of the "evil Finn" concept- Evil, evil Finland

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                      • #56
                        That is disturbingly close to an actual sexual experience I have had, up to and including the purse stealing
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                        • #57
                          For the good of the community, all must submit.

                          Go.
                          Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008, 2010 & 2011
                          RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms

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                          • #58
                            I'm impressed, but not really surprised, that Laz is able to keep coming up with different bizarre sexual fetishes.
                            Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                            • #59
                              Yeah, I thought for sure he would've petered out by now.
                              ...people like to cry a lot... - Pekka
                              ...we just argue without evidence, secure in our own superiority. - Snotty

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                              • #60
                                This thread is ****ing gold.
                                "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                                "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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