Hey, have you been working out?

[ZEE]

when you can pull something like that off here and chill let me know

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Could we have him replaced by something suitable? A rag on a stick should suffice.

[ZEE]

swag.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Pitiful.

[ZEE]

i see you lurking Jon, you gonna roll your dice against this one?

[ZEE]

now what?

[ZEE]

ALBERT SPEER AKA RAMSEYA IS A FAT HOMOSEXUAL

[Al B. Sure!]

Lately, I've been crapping 3 times a day What does that make me? Really regular or really irregular?

[Snotty]

Perhaps some of our yankee friends would like to enlighten us as to the frequency of their bowel movements. Maybe its different across the pond, like the water draining in the opposite direction in Oz.

Also maybe this is an accurate depiction of the experience for the more anal among us

[Snotty]

Perhaps Im outting myself as having bad diet, but I have been an afternoon ****ter for really quite some time. Perhaps its because I have worked a 'earlys' for a number of years, but I bounce out of bed, into the shower and out the door. Hello world!

Ive tried early morning ****ting and I just cant do it. Half way through the morning, at 9am, I might need to go but its rare.

[MOBIUS]

That's always my dilemma in the morning: wanting to hold on so I can take a dump on company time, but just needing to go!

I'm only 10 minutes away from the office, but as I cycle to work, it's quite an uncomfortable experience sitting on a big dump that's literally prairie dogging through your pants...

The amount of times I'm a few minutes late to work in the morning...

[Provost Harrison]

You are all a bunch of disgusting mother****ers.

Hey, Gibsie's advice is very wise, you know

[Snotty]

Your sh!t dont stink then Az?

[Az]

You are all a bunch of disgusting mother****ers.

[Gibsie]

I always make sure to do them at work, so Iäm basically being paid to crap

Also Jon Miller add some burpees to your routine