Hey, have you been working out?

[Barnabas]

You have a problem with this?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3N2FVQpNvcg/S0vRrZnk5tI/AAAAAAAABdI/nsJjDbYIc4k/s1600-h/6bc970a49d0b51af11f2334fe12508be.jpg

[Al B. Sure!]

Latinos are weirdos.

[Barnabas]

speedos
Marine-issued boxers

Speedos are a part of atlantic south american culture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0QymqA4SZ4

[Asher]

Risk of AIDS.

Not a concern in the military. Who else joins the military but kids who think they're invincible?

[Hauldren Collider]

Risk of AIDS.

[Asher]

The reason why the bathroom stalls are doorless in the marines? To encourage orgies. Why should sex be 1 on 1?

[Provost Harrison]

Gay marines? Well I never!

[Elok]

From the first page:

I decided to do this for a number of reasons, the strongest being my lack of sex with women when I am fat, and my extensive debauchery when I am fit. Women just want me for my good looks, and I am empty husk of boredom on the inside, I guess. I have started training intensively, and eating a balanced, tightly controlled regimen.

Several women have told me that I'm the wrong body type for them... some say they prefer big (ie- fat) guys (big huggable teddy bear crap) and others say they only like skinny men. Very few like muscle oddly enough Maybe 'fit' to you is skinny or something?

Something's happening here. What it is, ain't exactly clear...

[Asher]

There are many sites devoted to marines having gay sex. Seriously. I've seen my fair share of them.

[Al B. Sure!]

Marine-issued boxers

Skivvies? What do you know about skivvies? And I wouldn't really call them boxers...

[Asher]

Functional? Like picking up chicks and ****ing them in weird positions?

Or functional like picking up your fellow marines and ****ing them in weird positions?

[Al B. Sure!]

Yeah, AS, you're not talking about bodybuilding, you're talking about devoting intense effort to shaping the muscles on your body. Which is totally different.

Keep telling yourself that.

FOR FUNCTIONAL REASONS!

Can you carry a 200+lb man on your back running at a full sprint in boots and utes with a rifle in one hand? You won't be able to unless you work out!

Aesthetics is a side-benefit but it's not the end!

[Elok]

Yeah, AS, you're not talking about bodybuilding, you're talking about devoting intense effort to shaping the muscles on your body. Which is totally different.

Keep telling yourself that.

[Asher]

speedos
Marine-issued boxers

[Al B. Sure!]

bodybuilding is gay. It's for homos who want to prance around on stage in speedos and their bodies oiled up like freaks.

As Mark Rippetoe, who I quoted earlier said: "If you want to look like a bodybuilder, that's fine with me. That is a matter for you to discuss with your God and your psychologist."

or again: "...bodybuilding is men on a stage in their underwear wearing brown paint showing other men their muscles. It is training for appearance only, and at the contest level requires a degree of vanity, narcissism, and self-absorption that I find distasteful and odd."


Crossfit is the anti-bodybuilding fitness philosophy that rejects all the steroid-fueled, isolation exercises of modern popular fitness.