Hey, have you been working out?

[Hauldren Collider]

More presidents have been in the navy than any other service, right?

[Asher]

Navy
Marines

[Al B. Sure!]

No ****. He's scrawny all-around because paleolithic hunting relied on endurance and not strength, despite all the moronic fantasies you have about ripped male hominids spearing their prey and then each other.

So now running 1 mile, doing 100 pullups, 200 pushups, 300 squats, then running another mile isn't an endurance exercise?

And don't use Murph as representative of anything. Murph is named after a Navy SEAL Lieutenant who was killed in Afghanistan. It only exists to commemorate his sacrifice so it's supposed to beat you up and be absurd on purpose (properly, Murph is supposed to be done with a 20lb weight vest as well and a gas mask and combat boots if available).

It's a commemoration... not a real workout with an adaptive purpose. No one does Murph regularly.

[Drake Tungsten]

My "unfortunately" already made the same point.

[Provost Harrison]

Unfortunately some of us have real lives to accommodate alongside exercise

[Drake Tungsten]

Unfortunately, you have to swim a lot to get a real swimmer's build. Swimming for an hour a few times a week just won't cut it.

[Provost Harrison]

Well I do a lot of swimming...what would that build be exactly?

[Asher]

I have to agree with Drake. The only people who are interested in men being ripped are homosexuals. Although I tend to be naturally quite muscular, it is just part of my build. I'd rather be thinner and more athletic, personally.

Most homosexuals don't even like it.

Swimmer's builds are the most desirable to almost every homosexual I know. MrFun is the only one who likes muscled, ripped men.

[Dauphin]

You two should stop worrying about how fit you are, but how fit she is (or he is in Albie's case).

[Provost Harrison]

The funny thing is though that when I see these kinds of people in the gym, they are absolutely **** at anything that requires athleticism...despite their appearance (I am no Adonis, but I am in good physical shape) they often have neither the strength nor cardiovascular fitness that I have. Which tells me that their appearance is nothing but superficial bulk, which is pointless to the extreme.

[Provost Harrison]

Well I don't think it is something most would object to, but I think that now that in order to achieve those kinds of shape that it has to be as a result of some narcissistic obsession, which is a huge turn off especially as this would exclude other things in their lives. And that is not attractive in a prospective partner. I think providing we keep ourselves in good shape and don't become obsessive, that is what is important.

[Al B. Sure!]

It's true though...very, very few women I've met are interested in their men being like that. I try and keep myself in shape because I want to remain fit and healthy and I hate the sensation of being fat. I was very overweight and I have an aversion to being like that again.

I know this, too well

Wymyn only like fat and skinny men for some bizarre reason. Oh, they think Brad Pitt or someone is attractive, but they don't want men like that for themselves.

[Provost Harrison]

It's true though...very, very few women I've met are interested in their men being like that. I try and keep myself in shape because I want to remain fit and healthy and I hate the sensation of being fat. I was very overweight and I have an aversion to being like that again.

[Drake Tungsten]

The only people who are interested in men being ripped are homosexuals.

Yes. And Alby is clearly a homosexual.

[Provost Harrison]

Perhaps they should've imported equipment for dental care as well