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  • #1

    The Pounding At 3:00 AM

    You live in a small house, 30 yards off a paved main county road. The nearest house is about 120 yards away, the nearest business, a half mile.

    You are in the basement, playing computer games, when you hear...something.

    You get up and go to the stairs, and that's when you realize it's a heavy, rapid, insistent pounding on the door. You creep up the stairs, and see a car you don't recognize in the driveway, a coupe with dull black paint and a missing back window.

    Everyone who knows you knows your phone numbers, or lives over a thousand miles away.

    The pounding on the door continues, but you cannot see who without being seen yourself.



    What do you do?
    No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.
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  • #2
    Well you are in the US so I suppose the correct answer is SHOOT!
    Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
    Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
    We've got both kinds

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    • #3
      Land Shark.

      You ignore it of course.
      It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
      RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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      • #4


        Check definition 1

        Urban Dictionary: land shark
        http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=land%20shark
        a sexual act where a man and his partner stand at opposite ends of the room. the woman bends over and braces against the wall while the man clasps his hands over his head imitating a shark. He then begins humming the jaws theme song and sprints across the room, lead by his erection, and attempts to penetrate either the vagina or anus with his momentus impact.
        Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
        Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
        We've got both kinds

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        • #5

          Never heard that one. And of course I was referring to Definition 2.
          But yes, 1 is much better.
          It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
          RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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          • #6
            Socrates: "Good is That at which all things aim, If one knows what the good is, one will always do what is good." Brian: "Romanes eunt domus"
            GW 2013: "and juistin bieber is gay with me and we have 10 kids we live in u.s.a in the white house with obama"

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            • #7
              "The Pounding At 3:00 AM"

              I swear I once saw a porn by that name.
              Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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              • #8
                Being in the country like that (instead of the city,) i would have already upgraded my sound system from a 500 Watt (what i have now) to a few thousand (the sub at least 1500, maybe even twins) and i would blast it at near full volume playing my most gangster, ghetto, murder rap i had to the point where i drown the noise of the door.

                Then it would be the mystery strangers turn to make the next move and hope (for his sake) he realized he just messed with a registered psychopath (with no ties) at the worst time possible that dreams of moments like this.
                The Wizard of AAHZ

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Oerdin View Post
                  "The Pounding At 3:00 AM"

                  I swear I once saw a porn by that name.
                  See definition 1.
                  It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                  RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                  • #10
                    Damn you guys are cold.
                    No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                    • #11
                      It's not your fault we're all a bunch of sick bastards.
                      Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                      • #12
                        this thrade didn't help me trying to control my ambitions to move out of the city
                        The Wizard of AAHZ

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by AAHZ View Post
                          this thrade didn't help me trying to move out of my parents' basement.
                          Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by The Mad Monk View Post
                            Damn you guys are cold.
                            It's your own fault for not having a peephole, or other window you can check through. Or an intercom where you could communicate without risk.
                            It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                            RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                            • #15
                              Oerdin took me off ignore!
                              The Wizard of AAHZ

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