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I've only ever had two people on ignore and you were neither of them. You were far to funny to have on ignore. I'm afraid I did spend a lot of time ignoring you even if you weren't on my ignore list.
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Anyway, that was me, Monday morning.
I went to stairs to the second floor -- a location in the center of the house and out of sight of all windows, and called 911. My cell lost the connection at least six times, including three where I was being transferred between call centers.
I'm located on the eastern border of Leavenworth county where it meets Wyandotte and Johnson counties, so it probably shouldn't have surprised me that when I dialed 911, I was randomly sent to one of the three. If I didn't connect with Leavenworth, they transferred me to Leavenworth.
Three times.
It was fifteen minutes before the police showed up, felt like an eternity.
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When the police showed, whoever was at my door was gone.
They.
Left.
The.
Car.
They also left two wallets, a nice looking cell phone, a large tool box, and...fishing poles.
The car had Veteran's plates. It also had those ridiculously small wheels you see street racers use. The rear window, as I said, was gone. The toolbox wouldn't have fit in there with it in place.
The police showed me three separate IDs from the two wallets; I didn't recognize the faces, but they thought they were kinda familiar. One of the ID's owners had a warrant out, though they wouldn't say for what. The cellphone rang twice, but whoever was calling hung up when an officer answered. The other officer found the call log and called back, and lo and behold, he was talking to the owner of the car. He was apparently hiding somewhere nearby.
He said he used to live at the house, and they just wanted to fish at the pond in back, but when they knocked they heard somebody yelling (I din't dare make a noise at the time) and then the police cars came down the road and they ran. When invited to come back so they could talk it over and maybe not get the car impounded, the guy apparently said, "What do you think I am, stupid!?" and hung up.
So the car was towed, and he probably has a several hundred dollar bill from the county. Among other things.
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I haven't slept in my house since.
I think need some guns.No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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Wait, that was for real and not some hypothetical question?Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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Sorry, man, but the fishing poles part was a dead give away you live in the midwest.Originally posted by The Mad Monk View Post
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you catch on quick.No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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I knew you were from the midwest.
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I'm from Jersey you twit, I moved to the midwest, we talked about it!No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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Moved to, live in, same damn thing. The contamination is complete.
Look on the brightside. It might be better then Jersey.
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Sounds like you have a new car. How much work would it take to get it in sell able condition?Originally posted by The Mad Monk View PostI make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
For those who aspire to live in a high cost, high tax, big government place, our nation and the world offers plenty of options. Vermont, Canada and Venezuela all offer you the opportunity to live in the socialist, big government paradise you long for. –Senator RubioComment
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**** in the front seat and give it back to them. It should be easy since they left a license plate on the car.Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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Did you miss the part where the Police impounded it?No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.Comment
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Bear in mind he's very drunk at the moment.Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
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****ing cross posting, posting editing, MikeH. Though it actually worked.Try http://wordforge.net/index.php for discussion and debate.Comment
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