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  • #46
    My god, you live in paradise!
    “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
    "Capitalism ho!"

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    • #47
      Actually, I do.

      Two years, and I never had to think about any of this until now.

      Damn serpents.
      No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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      • #48
        I have a frikken' huge military base and prison complex not that far to the north (Fort Leavenworth)

        Why does the prison bother you, what do you think the escaped convicts will do, hang around?!






        ( it sounded better when George Carlin said it)
        urgh.NSFW

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        • #49
          What do you think released convicts with $10 in their pockets do?
          No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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          • #50
            Grab your weapon!
            Please put Asher on your ignore list.
            Please do not quote Asher.
            He will go away if we ignore him.

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            • #51
              Originally posted by The Mad Monk View Post
              What do you think released convicts with $10 in their pockets do?
              Yard work on the cheap.
              “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
              "Capitalism ho!"

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              • #52
                Okay, I think I am going shopping tomorrow.

                At this point I think I am settling on a Ruger P95, a Ruger GP100, and some flavor of Mossberg 500, probably pistol grip and folding stock.

                Yes, I intend to get all three.

                Fellow gun nuts: anything screamingly wrong with any of these choices? I'm expecting some flak on the shotgun which is going in my computer rom.
                No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by DanS View Post
                  Rather, get a sliding chain lock.
                  No. These are easy for anyone with a semblance of strength to break. If you're gonna make contact, talk thru the door.
                  I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                  I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                  • #54
                    Mad Monk:

                    I've had two break-ins in my house. One time, I was in the house. I was taking a shower and I heard noises but thought it was coming from next door (row homes). When I got out the shower and went downstairs, I saw things moved around, my xbox was unplugged, but nothing was stolen. Walked into the kitchen and saw the window busted open with a footprint on the microwave (which was on a table under the window).

                    As far as I can tell, the would be robbers chickened out when they heard me in the house (I actually had cut class that morning so I should not have actually been in the house at that time). My guess is it was someone who knows me, knew when I would normally not be home, and when they heard someone in the house, got scared because well, if you know the guy you're robbing and he sees you, well what then? The guy you're robbing freaking knows your name, address, family, etc. etc.!

                    There was another incident but I don't want to get into that. The point is, we got bars installed on all the windows (would suck if we have a fire because you can't escape now! ) and installed a bigger bolt lock in the front door.

                    As someone who is from a high crime area and has experienced much worse circumstances than you, Mad Monk, I don't think it's necessary to get a gun. I think it's absurd that you don't have anyway to see who is at your door. I imagine it's not that difficult to drill a hole in your door and get a peephole installed.

                    But remember, a determined robber isn't going to just knock at the door. Matter fact, if they were truly going to rob you and their knocking didn't result in anyone coming to the door, wouldn't that make them think, "great! No one's home!" and then they bash the window and climb in? Those guys were drunk country-folk trying to go fishing.

                    God forbid you actually had a gun and panicked and shot one of them.
                    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                    • #55
                      The door in question is half glass. Due to it placement, I couldn't get a look without being seen
                      No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                      • #56
                        The door in question is half glass. Due to its placement, I couldn't get a look without being seen
                        No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                        • #57
                          Those kind of doors are retarded.
                          "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                          • #58
                            Yet popular.
                            No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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                            • #59
                              People like daylight.
                              Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
                              Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
                              We've got both kinds

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                              • #60
                                I, like, totally blew my budget this month.
                                No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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