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    So... as a joke I kind of applied for a position. The thing is, it was a great position. Basically a security director for a huge entity. I cannot say who it is. Let's just say that if I get the job, I still cannot say who it is in here.

    It comes with actually a great salary and benefits. It's a type of job that you get once you're over 50 in my field and have a long and strong background. I do have a strong background, but it's not long. I sort of played the whole expert, young and talented card. That I'm looking for the long haul thing and that I'll bring a lot of value with me to the organization. Basically that they most likely would buy my services, but if they hire me, it'll be a lot cheaper (I didn't actually say that).

    So now I got a call asking me to come for an interview and that the list is short (they screened people out pretty hard), since it is a high position.

    I'm sort of panicking because I WANT the job now. It was sort of a joke but I really do want it now because it would enable me to move into more partner/owner-role in my company and do this thing as a stable and high paying job as a priority. Not only that but it's a great position! Like I'm talking hugely great position, a career making position. Like a position I thought would be awesome if it was my last one before retirement. But there's an opportunity to get in NOW.

    So the interview. How do I do it? I should be perfect. It's a security director position. The organization is huge and very security intensive. Its budget is probably not even in tens of millions of hundreds of millions (the organization). I can't sleep. I can't stay put. I'm extremely nervous.
    In da butt.
    "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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  • #2
    Be yourself. You seem to show here a good balance of cocky vs competence. That's what they're going to be looking for. The supercitizen is alive and well. BE CONFIDENT.
    It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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    • #3
      Again, rah, every time I have posted this thread, you have been the one to give advice

      Then again, every time I've gotten into an interview, I've always had the job as well. I hope my good fortune continues!

      The bad thing in this one is that I know I'm capable to do an excellent job, even more than they'd expect.... I could raise the bar high, so if I don't get the job, then someone else can just surf around and do a mediocre job and still get that great salary and prestige that comes with the position. I already feel I'm the most qualified even when I don't know the other applicants just because the area of expertise they wanted is exactly, 100 % my area of expertise. I've written articles about it and I'm not an academic who works in his chamber and is way too theoretical. I'm hands-on, dirty bastard. I want the job. It's like 5 minute walk from my home as well, it's ridiculous how perfect this would be. Also, I turn 30 tomorrow. The interview is day over tomorrow. Would be a great b-day gift. Plus I'm sort of broke now. Would fix my personal finances in a nano-second.
      In da butt.
      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
      THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
      "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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      • #4
        I've only been to two job interviews before in my life, so I don't think I have any good advice. But I want to wish you good luck Pekka, if you are half the person you look like from the threads I've read here the last few years, you have a great starting point.
        Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
        I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Pekka View Post

          Then again, every time I've gotten into an interview, I've always had the job as well. I hope my good fortune continues!
          Except for a few occasions where there wasn't really a job open. (courtesy interview) I too have always gotten the job.

          You'll be fine this time too.
          It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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          • #6
            Pekka, don't obsess too much about what to do. Like Rah said, just be yourself. Good luck.
            ...people like to cry a lot... - Pekka
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            • #7
              If it is women interviewing, take out your dick and start masturbating in front of here. She'll be so attracted to you she'll make you her personal assistant so she can bang you whenever she can to get pregnant with your bastard child.
              You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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              • #8
                Er...I thought I posted that while logged in as Wiglaf...
                You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                • #9
                  Ok, so I need to stop obsessing... need to stop obsessing... need to... OK.

                  Krill, that also sounds like a good plan

                  Anyways, yeah. It's always the same, isn't it? Be yourself. I'll try. The main thing for me is to try to be relaxed enough because this is kind of a big deal to me. It's always a big deal when you're trying to get a job but this is a dream job. This is THE job. I mean, the salary is like triple to what I make now with awesome benefits. Plus the job is a somewhat easier than what I have to do now and steady income and no need to sell = awesomeness. What the hell, I can say it, the salary is around $5000 per month plus benefits, whoops, I meant starting salary
                  In da butt.
                  "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                  THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                  "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                  • #10
                    5000 dollars or euros?
                    I need a foot massage

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                    • #11
                      Make sure you spend time practicing your roundhouse kicks to the face, so that when they ask you how you will deal with punks, you'll have it down cold.
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                      • #12
                        Time to move out of Finland if $5000 per month is the kind of pay you'd get for a director-level position at 50+ years of age with tons of experience.

                        Best of luck all the same.
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                        • #13
                          Avoid name-dropping any prominent members of the Russian mafia.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Pekka View Post
                            What the hell, I can say it, the salary is around $5000 per month plus benefits, whoops, I meant starting salary


                            They're taking the piss.
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                            • #15
                              Penis size is rarely on the job description, so read it before flopping your schlong out on the table.

                              Other than that, good luck.

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