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It's nice to feel loathed.You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence. -
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Crackers are good with chicken and sweetcorn soup.You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.Comment
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Prawn crackers.
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This thread is only good if the jokes are out of memory, if you people are
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Dude you are just wrong. Clearly the jew would merely sell the bacon to someone else.Originally posted by David Floyd View PostIf there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Serious question...
In Islam, the selling of haraam goods to non-Muslims is very controversial. Some schools of thought do not believe it is a sin to do so but it's definitely not preferred. Do Jews have any similar prohibitions against producing and/or selling non-Kosher food to gentiles?"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
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No. Jews are "god's people"* and they do not proselytize. They do not believe anyone else has any obligation to practice Kosher or follow Jewish law whatsoever.
*In the Jewish religion only, obviouslyIf there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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Thank YHWH that I don't take your ideas about Judaism seriously and that it is in fact much more complicated as Jewish law tends to be!Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
Too bad Lord of the Mark isn't around. He was always knowledgeable on these matters.
so looks like selling the bacon is a no go to YHWHA. ASUR B'ACHILAH and B'SCHORAH -
Forbidden to eat and forbidden to buy and sell
Any edible part of all non-kosher animals, fish or fowl; Kosher animals that are treifos (rendered non-kosher due to terminal illness);
Kosher animals which are neveilos (rendered non-kosher at the time of slaughter);
All cooked meat and milk mixtures; Chametz on Pesach;
Orlah (fruit yielded by a tree during its first three years of growth); Non-kosher wines(4).
B. ASUR B'ACHILAH, B'HANA'AH and B'SCHORAH -
Forbidden to eat, to "derive benefit" and to buy and sell
Cooked meat and milk mixtures;
Chametz on Pesach;
Orlah.
C. ASUR B'ACHILAH -
Forbidden to eat (but permitted to buy and sell and to "derive benefit")
Non-kosher fats of a kosher animal(5);
Blood of a kosher animal(6);
Eiver min ha-chai (a limb of a kosher animal which was severed while the animal was alive)(7);
Wormy fruits(8);
All non-kosher items which are Biblically permitted but have been forbidden by the Rabbis(9), such as unsupervised cheese(10);
Food items which are manufactured for animal consumption, even if people could eat them(11);
Live horses, donkeys, camels(12) or household pets(13);
Non-food items, such as furs and soaps(14).Last edited by Al B. Sure!; July 3, 2010, 21:46."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Yet more proof that YHWH is a douche. Any thinking organism knows that bacon is win.
Any supposed deity that claims otherwise is obviously false.Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. SureComment
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Is AS even aware that I'm not actually Jewish?
And it also depends rather heavily on your sect of Judaism. I mean, if you're ultraorthodox, you practically have to do a detox if a sealed pack of bacon so much as enters your kitchen.If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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?? You claim to be Kuciwalker's brother. Ergo you are a bacon hating Jew.Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
QED.
Bastard.Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
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If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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If you have to pick between being Jewish and being Catholic...for the love of God, choose Jewish."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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