Is anyone here unfortunate enough to be an obsessive racist?

[David Floyd]

Hey Speer, what's the difference between a blowjob and a tuna sandwich?

[Kuciwalker]

That's what's funny about it.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of dead Jews and a truck full of bowling balls?
A: You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

[Al B. Sure!]

Hey Speer, what's the difference between a blowjob and a tuna sandwich?

A woman might actually give me the sandwich?

[Cort Haus]

Europeans lack humor. I learned that from watching episodes of Are You Being Served and Keeping up Appearances.

Americans don't have brains. I learned that from watching some American TV programmes.

[Heraclitus]

In one of the Russian shtetls, a village had a rumour going around: a Christian girl was found murdered near their village. Fearing a pogrom, they gathered at the synagogue. Suddenly, the rabbi came running up, and cried, "Wonderful news! The murdered girl was Jewish!"

[David Floyd]

Originally Posted by David Floyd View Post
Hey Speer, what's the difference between a blowjob and a tuna sandwich?
A woman might actually give me the sandwich?

No. And since you don't know, I'll see you at lunch.

[Asher]

It may not be as intellectually stimulating as Corrination Street or Emerdale or whatever, but Breaking Bad is pretty stellar.

[Heraclitus]

1."What do u say if it's pitch dark in your room and your TV starts to move?
'Drop it, ******.'"

2.What is hard and long on black people?
3rd grade

3.Whats the problem with 4 ni**ers going off a cliff in a cadalac?
It has room for six.

4.What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

5.How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.

[David Floyd]

Q: What's a Jew's greatest dilemma?
A: Free bacon.

[David Floyd]

Q: How do Jews celebrate Christmas?
A: By installing parking meters on rooftops.

[David Floyd]

Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
A: He breaks his nose.

[Heraclitus]

Moishe and Solly are passing a Catholic Church and see a sign that reads "Convert to Catholicism, $50 Cash."
Moishe turns to his friend Solly and says, "Hey, I'm going to try it." He enters the church and returns a few minutes later
"So, did you convert? What was it like?" Solly eagerly asks.
"It was nothing", says Moishe, "I walked in, a priest sprinkled holy water on me, and said 'you're a Catholic.'"
"Wow," says Solly "and did you get the $50?"
"You Jews," replies Moishe "all you think about is money!"

[Al B. Sure!]

What was the point of this?

Code:
'Drop it, ******.'"

Like with the the code and all?

[David Floyd]

Q: A white guy and a ****** are sharing a house. One day, the house burns down, the ****** dies, and the white guy lives. Why?

A: The white guy was at work.

[Al B. Sure!]

Can we stop with the n word? You don't say cracker instead of white guy. The jokes still work if you say Black guy.

(and we don't need to get into Black vs. ****** and what a ****** is as something different from being Black... I believe it was Robert Byrd who just died who had the whole 'I've known many white ******s' comments)