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Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith -
To stop picking on the Jews...
What's the definition of mass confusion?
Father's day in Harlem."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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There is being built three asylums in Scandinavia:
-One in Norway
-One in Denmark
-A roof over SwedenDo not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
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Scandies really shouldn't try humour
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Oh, that is one of those jokes not supposed to be particulary funny, but which main purpose is to bash the Swedes.
Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
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Q: How do you sink a Norwegian submarine?
A: Swim down and knock on the door.
Q: How do you sink another Norwegian submarine?
A: Swim down and knock on the door; then they open to tell you "That trick won't work again!"The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.Comment
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Sadly, neither Nikolai's nor Combat's stories are jokes
With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.
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I was amused...slightly.Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Europeans lack humor. I learned that from watching episodes of Are You Being Served and Keeping up Appearances."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Q: What's the difference between a ****** and a bucket of ****?
A: The bucket.Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/DaveDaDouche
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Ok that doesn't have any humor in it at all. That's not a racist joke. that's just plain racist.Originally posted by David Floyd View Post"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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That's what's funny about it.
Q: What's the difference between a truck full of dead Jews and a truck full of bowling balls?
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Dave, I'm thinking you're not understanding the mechanics of a joke."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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A clown and a 6 year old are walking through the woods at night. The 6 year old looks up at the clown, tugs on his sleeve, and says "Hey Mister, I'm scared!". The clown looks down and says "****, YOU'RE scared?? I've gotta walk back alone later!"Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/DaveDaDouche
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