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Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kinds
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Originally posted by Oerdin View PostThey were pretty ****ing bad.
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Well, let's compare:
Plot
Star Wars Prequels: Idiotic
Avatar: Idiotic
Verdict: TIE
Characters
SWP: Cardboard, frequently annoying
AV: Cardboard, generally too boring to be annoying
Verdict: Depends on tastes
Stereotypes
SWP: Degrading ethnic caricatures recycled as aliens
AV: Ridiculous noble-savage Native American caricatures recycled as aliens
Verdict: Depends on tastes
Preachiness
SWP: Minimal
AV: Enormous
Verdict: SWP wins
Eye Candy
SWP: Pretty
AV: Extremely Pretty
Verdict: AV wins
Action Scenes
SWP: Decent, not really breathtaking
AV: Utter crap
Verdict: SWP wins
Pre-Release Hype
SWP: Absolutely mind-boggling
AV: Merely gigantic
Verdict: AV wins
So, assuming you weigh them all evenly (which is, of course, a big assumption), it's a matter of whether you value action scenes and less whining over somewhat reduced overhyping and prettier pictures. And your personal preferences about racism and lame characters, of course.
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Pre-release hype? I think Avatar gets the nod there. Months before it came out you had people saying it was going to change filmmaking forever and that it wasn't just an amazing movie it was historic. No one said anything remotely like that for the Star Wars movies.Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012
When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah
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Preachiness
SWP: Minimal
AV: Enormous
Verdict: SWP wins
Plus Episode 3 was actually decent.
Star wars would actually make a decent tetrology. 3-6.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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Originally posted by Kuciwalker View PostOzzy, you clearly live on a different planet.Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012
When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah
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Episode I was incredibly highly anticipated, certainly. But no one suggested it would make history and no one was talking Oscar before it was released. People figured it'd be a good popcorn movie in the mold of the original Star Wars and got a bad popcorn movie.
Avatar was hyped to be nothing we've ever seen before, and historic, etc. Somehow this hype carried it to some truly undeserved Oscar nominations.Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012
When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah
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When I watched it all of the subtitles were in Korean onlyThis greatly increased my cinematic experience since I could get the jist of what people were saying but I didn't have to wallow in the idiocy of the script.
Fun movie if they just stopped talking, worth watching in a theater since the eye-candy is well done and looks a lot more real than most CGI-fests. But not one single memorable line in the entire movie.Stop Quoting Ben
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