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    Poly House 2010

    It's come to my attention that we have someone less fortunate amongst us.

    I think we should pull together our positive energies and help out a fellow brother. This may be the most important event in Poly history.

    The affected is stuck in Toronto. He cannot leave. He has quietly suffered for far too long. We must act.

    His story. Have kleenex ready:
    I grew up near TO, so when life fell apart a couple of years ago I wound up coming down for the summer and ended up staying.


    We need to find out where to ship him off to that's better than TO. Then we will pull our resources together (I'm glad KH makes big money now, he can donate several thousand) and help a brother out.

    What can YOU do to help?
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "
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    It is a sad story.

    How can I help?
    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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    • #3
      We could always use a lawyer, I'm sure.
      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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      • #4
        Is this Asher? I'll kick in to send him to Somalia, or Afghanistan.
        Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
        "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
        2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
          Is this Asher? I'll kick in to send him to Somalia, or Afghanistan.
          What the hell? That was totally uncalled for

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          • #6
            Since I have no interest in providing any funds for this endeavor, I would like to volunteer my time instead.

            I would be more than willing to act as the CFO for this grand and important project. Please send all contributions to me and I will make sure that every penny sent is used to support this effort. Just contact me via PM and I will send you the needed bank routing information. Credit card numbers would also be much appreciated.

            And if by some chance you are interested in a marriage with a young Canadian Girl, and can prove that you will offer her a green card, we can tack some extra dollars onto your donation.

            We will accept money orders, bank transfers and all major credit cards are OK. If you have to send a personal check, well OK to that too. And if you really want to send cash through the mail, fine for that as well.
            Keep on Civin'
            RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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            • #7
              I approve of this thread.
              Libraries are state sanctioned, so they're technically engaged in privateering. - Felch
              I thought we're trying to have a serious discussion? It says serious in the thread title!- Al. B. Sure

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              • #8
                Originally posted by gribbler View Post
                What the hell? That was totally uncalled for
                Indeed! I am so furious. I cann't focus. I can nt type.

                boiling rage

                its over
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                • #9
                  The Wizard of AAHZ

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Ming View Post
                    Since I have no interest in providing any funds for this endeavor, I would like to volunteer my time instead.

                    I would be more than willing to act as the CFO for this grand and important project. Please send all contributions to me and I will make sure that every penny sent is used to support this effort. Just contact me via PM and I will send you the needed bank routing information. Credit card numbers would also be much appreciated.

                    And if by some chance you are interested in a marriage with a young Canadian Girl, and can prove that you will offer her a green card, we can tack some extra dollars onto your donation.

                    We will accept money orders, bank transfers and all major credit cards are OK. If you have to send a personal check, well OK to that too. And if you really want to send cash through the mail, fine for that as well.
                    Ming, you are a TREMENDOUS INDIVIDUAL. You always step up when the world needs you to. You're Jesus Christ for all I care.

                    I'll PM you my bank account info. I'll donate at least $5000 towards the 2010 Poly House. Thanks for organizing.
                    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                    • #11
                      NP Asher... always glad to support projects that are IMPORTANT to this community. And please don't forget to include any passwords I might need.

                      I will make sure to keep perfect records. My wife has tons of experience handling business finances, and she has volunteered her time as well since this is a good cause.

                      Maybe you should act as CEO and we can set up a true board of directors so that plans can be made on future decisions. It would be vital for establishing a plan of action to solve this problem.
                      Keep on Civin'
                      RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                      • #12
                        I, too, will volunteer my effort. I'm starting a pledge drive. Just tell me how much you'll donate for every underage boy I **** in the month of July. Fair warning, though, the multiplier is going to add up fast. As an added bonus, if my pledge drive raises over $10,000, I'll devote the month of August to the noble crusade against the gender oppression inherent in conventional agriculture.
                        Solomwi is very wise. - Imran Siddiqui

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                        • #13
                          That sounds reasonable. I'll step up and be CEO.

                          Since we'll be spending so much time trying to help people out, we should draw small salaries as well.
                          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                          Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                          • #14
                            Gribbler: Have you seen Toronto?
                            Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                            "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                            2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Solomwi View Post
                              I, too, will volunteer my effort. I'm starting a pledge drive. Just tell me how much you'll donate for every underage boy I **** in the month of July. Fair warning, though, the multiplier is going to add up fast. As an added bonus, if my pledge drive raises over $10,000, I'll devote the month of August to the noble crusade against the gender oppression inherent in conventional agriculture.


                              Wow, the spirit of Apolyton comes through again.

                              We'll blow past the monthly WPC donation numbers in NO TIME.

                              THANKS GUYS
                              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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