You do not know the day or the hour...

[Ben Kenobi]

Well lets see. I have a degree. I am debt free. I own a relatively new vehicle.

Next up on the list get a better job, get married, get a house and kiddos.

I'm not where I expected to be, but I'm doing ok.

[David Floyd]

AS and BK should hang out. Actually, they'd be great bait for insecure fat girls - obvious virgins, so fat girls think they are in, then the fat girls get shot down by the obvious virgins. This is epic, in fact, I think we HAVE TO DO IT. If there's anything greater than crushing the hopes and dreams of fatties, I haven't yet found it.

[Al B. Sure!]

Edit: I won't condone that

[David Floyd]

What? Crushing the dreams of fat girls, or not ****ing them?

[Nikolai]

People, can't you for once behave? Whatever you think of Ben, he doesn't deserve the treatment some of you give him. I wish you lot could defer from petty namecalling and take the ball, not the player. You don't need to like Ben's views, his discussion behaviour or whatever. But treat him with a little respect. Especially in his birthday thread.

[Asher]

Don't see him treating me with respect.

Ben sees it at his business to stick his nose into my business, I see it as mine to remind him what a pathetic being he is.

[Ben Kenobi]

AS and BK should hang out. Actually, they'd be great bait for insecure fat girls - obvious virgins, so fat girls think they are in, then the fat girls get shot down by the obvious virgins.

Which is why I have a "no fatties" rule.

This is epic, in fact, I think we HAVE TO DO IT. If there's anything greater than crushing the hopes and dreams of fatties, I haven't yet found it.

Why do you think we had such a good time at the polymeet?

[David Floyd]

Actually, I forget. As I recall, I was drinking way faster than everyone else. That trend, if anything, has only accelerated since then.

[Ben Kenobi]

I want to hear what Albert says about it.

[David Floyd]

I don't think he was there. At least, I don't remember Eminem making a cameo.

[Ben Kenobi]

No, about sleeping with fatties.

[David Floyd]

I don't think he'd have a frame of reference. Unless he asks his black friends.

[Riesstiu IV]

People, can't you for once behave? Whatever you think of Ben, he doesn't deserve the treatment some of you give him. I wish you lot could defer from petty namecalling and take the ball, not the player. You don't need to like Ben's views, his discussion behaviour or whatever. But treat him with a little respect. Especially in his birthday thread.

No.

[David Floyd]

People, can't you for once behave? Whatever you think of Ben, he doesn't deserve the treatment some of you give him. I wish you lot could defer from petty namecalling and take the ball, not the player. You don't need to like Ben's views, his discussion behaviour or whatever. But treat him with a little respect. Especially in his birthday thread.

He thinks most of this is funny. I wouldn't worry about it. Unless you want to give him public fellatio. Wait, you kinda are. Oh well, I won't tell Jesus.

[Al B. Sure!]

It depends what is considered fat...