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This particular girl was talking about how we could be bar **** buddies, but that she had cute friends she could hook me up with. This was post-coital talk. It was great.
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"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Unless that was in the context of threesomes, that means she's more interested in palming you off to her friends...Originally posted by David Floyd View Post
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that you think this girl isn't the type to have gotten an STD. Be more judgemental you fool! 
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Why in the world do you think I have a problem with that?Unless that was in the context of threesomes, that means she's more interested in palming you off to her friends...Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/DaveDaDouche
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I think we can all get behind anything that prevents DF from reproducing.Stop Quoting BenComment
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The implication being that perhaps your mad skillz in the bedroom were not quite good enough to hook her. But at least you didn't alienate her so it's not all bad, and you may not actually care so long as you's getting some action anywayOriginally posted by David Floyd View Post
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Why would anyone post a chat that made them look so retarded? Genuinely confused.Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
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David Floyd's ego is bigger than his dick?"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Not exactly difficult as from his look at me posting, it appears his penis is tiny.“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)Comment
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