At first I stood by and did nothing, but now I must declare war on 'Glee'

[Asher]

My words sound smarter. Higher quality.

[MikeH]

Yes. They sound smarter.

[Asher]

Are you saying it's subjective?

Metaphysical metaphorical debates are my specialty. Bring it.

[MikeH]

I am saying that your long words could fool the ignorant.

[Asher]

Is that not art?

[MikeH]

Like smearing elephant dung on canvas.

[Asher]

Elephant dung is analogous with precise but long words?

[Ecofarm]

Maybe we should have someone that knows what they're talking about talk.
Air Force = Forward Observers? Idiot.

You know, the guys who patrol with and call airstrikes for real soldiers. Whatever those guys who generally wear SHOES to work are called.

Actually, I don't mean any offense to the gray/blue berets. They were pretty hardcore.

I looked on wiki, and it appears they now wear black berets? I'm referring to tactical air controllers or forward air control. Anyway, they jumped with us. They're the only airforce guys I ever met who wore boots.

[Guynemer]

Dislike of NPH indicates a severe mental illness. I suggest you see a psychiatrist right away, Guy

I ****ing love NPH. I was referring to your use of "woots". The only way that could have possibly been gayer is if you had signed off with "toodles".