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Call To Power 2 Cradle 3+ mod in progress: https://apolyton.net/forum/other-games/call-to-power-2/ctp2-creation/9437883-making-cradle-3-fully-compatible-with-the-apolyton-edition
Jon Miller- I AM.CANADIAN
GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
Scouse Git (2)La Fayette Adam SmithSolomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger
"The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen...
[crash]
Oy. Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!"
My favorites :
Your Majesty, you look like the piss boy! - And you look like a bucket of ****!
and
And of course, with the birth of the artist came the inevitable afterbirth... the critic [pees on wall].
"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite
The first half (maybe 2/3?) of Blazing Saddles is fantastic, but the rest is just sorta ok. Then again, History of the World has some duds in it as well.
He made Young Frankenstein into a Broadway musical.
It BOMBED, epically.
"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite
The Producers is awesome, but there are so many classic lines in the History of the World Pt. 1 that it's impossible for me not to put it first.
I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891
The fact that both Robin Hood: Men In Tights and Spaceballs are getting more votes than either The Producers or Young Frankenstein epitomizes Polytubbies complete and utter lack of taste and good sense.
"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud
The fact that they're ranking Mel Brooks movies at all epitomizes Polytubbies' complete and utter lack of taste and good sense. Thinking Borscht Belt comedy is funny is forty years out of date...
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I need to rewatch History of the World, but Young Frankenstein and Blazing Saddles are not only not as good as Spaceballs, they are outright just pretty bad. Sure there are a few good gags in them, but you have to sit through all sorts of other crap. Spaceballs is pure hilarious awesomeness.
I need to rewatch Men in Tights too, but I don't remember it being anywhere close to Spaceballs either.
Captain of Team Apolyton - ISDG 2012
When I was younger I thought curfews were silly, but now as the daughter of a young woman, I appreciate them. - Rah
The fact that both Robin Hood: Men In Tights and Spaceballs are getting more votes than either The Producers or Young Frankenstein epitomizes Polytubbies complete and utter lack of taste and good sense.
Is that princess Leia figurine yours or did you borrow it?
Scouse Git (2)La Fayette Adam SmithSolomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!
The fact that they're ranking Mel Brooks movies at all epitomizes Polytubbies' complete and utter lack of taste and good sense. Thinking Borscht Belt comedy is funny is forty years out of date...
Yeah, I'd much rather watch an Adam Sandler/Will Ferrell/Ben Stiller movie
You wouldn't know comedy if bent you over and railed you like a schoolgirl. Then again, I doubt you know the names of any of the dudes you get railed by.
"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite
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