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  • Despite all of this, Ben says he did not deserve to be on the team.



    Conclusion: Ben is retarded.
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    • Iginla is an extremely well-respected[[by whom?]], extremely well-rounded player[[who said this?]] that has represented Canada very well in the past internationally[[vague]]. In 2002, Canada's 1st gold in 50 years, he had 2 goals and 1 assist[[another fact]]. He has won the NHL scoring title a few times[[vague]] and consistently puts up big numbers[[vague, define 'big numbers']]. In 2010, this year, he made a phenomenal pass, from his knees, while being pushed down by a defenseman and covered by another defenseman that resulted in the game winning goal in overtime[[homer goggles, unencyclopediac]]. In addition, he led the team and the ENTIRE TOURNAMENT in goalscoring, was tied for 2nd in the tournament for overall points, and was 2nd on the team in +/-[[facts]]. He's also renowned throughout the league as a great leader[[by whom?]], and was the only guy on the team to be named Assistant Captain in every single game[[trivial]].
      Despite all of this, Ben says he did not deserve to be on the team.
      Here's my counter argument.

      Iggy in the tournament failed to score goals against Switzerland, USA (2x), Slovakia and Russia, all considered to be top ranked teams. Iggy was on the first line with Crosby and only scored 1 goal more than Heatley, despite getting top line ice time and minutes. Over the course of this season, he only has 57 points, ranking him below Martin St. Louis who had 71, despite playing the same position.

      As for his leadership, he was not appointed captain, Scott Neidermeyer was the captain of the team throughout the tournament.

      Therefore, I argue that Canada could have done better by having St. Louis on the team than Iggy.
      Last edited by Ben Kenobi; March 2, 2010, 21:30.
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      • Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
        Here's my counter argument.
        You don't have one. You are incredibly ****ing retarded, and that's simply all there is to it.

        Is there a mental health hotline for British Columbia?

        As for his leadership, he was not appointed captain, Rob Neidermeyer was the captain of the team throughout the tournament.
        HOLY ****ING **** MY HEAD JUST EXPLO-------

        Rob Niedermayer wasn't even named to the team. HOW THE **** COULD HE BE CAPTAIN OF IT?
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        • Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
          Here's my counter argument.

          Iggy in the tournament failed to score goals against Switzerland, USA (2x), Slovakia and Russia, all considered to be top ranked teams. Iggy was on the first line with Crosby and only scored 1 goal more than Heatley, despite getting top line ice time and minutes. Over the course of this season, he only has 57 points, ranking him below Martin St. Louis who had 71, despite playing the same position.

          As for his leadership, he was not appointed captain, Rob Neidermeyer was the captain of the team throughout the tournament.

          Therefore, I argue that Canada could have done better by having St. Louis on the team than Iggy.
          I'll just go on the obvious. They won gold-- They also outplayed and outshot their opponent in every game. How much better do you need?


          Oh and I chortle that you question that Iggy is well respected and well rounded. Every pundit, commentator says this type of stuff about him
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          • Ovechkin has stated several times that Iginla is his favourite player, FWIW.
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            • Epic. This thread is epic.
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              • Since Ben Kenobi has also stated that Trevor Linden was a better player than Iginla, perhaps he remembers Linden's last NHL game?

                It was a season-ending game vs Calgary. Iginla had the Flames all come by and shake Linden's hand at the end of the game.

                On the Canucks forum you can see a thread where all the Canucks fans keep espousing how much they respect Iginla: http://forum.canucks.com/topic/19781...nla-class-act/

                If you can't trust Canucks fans, Ben, who can you trust?

                TRIVIA: This is also the game where Trevor Linden -- Ben's ****ing Hero -- said to Iginla, AND I QUOTE:
                "You're the best player in the league."
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                • They also outplayed and outshot their opponent in every game.
                  They lost to USA 5-3. How on earth did they outplay USA? USA beat them, or is that too hard to admit?

                  Goaltending is important.
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                  • Oh and I chortle that you question that Iggy is well respected and well rounded. Every pundit, commentator says this type of stuff about him
                    Cite please. I'm not questioning it at all, just we need a source. Asher says that he's not only 'respected', but 'extremely respected.' And I personally doubt that people are 100 percent in agreement about him too.

                    If you made a list of the top 100 hockey players in the NHL of all time, would you find Iggy on that list?
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                    • Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                      Cite please. I'm not questioning it at all, just we need a source.
                      Do you not trust the man you lost your mental virginity to?
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                      • "You're the best player in the league."
                        The Toronto Sun lists him as 5th best that same year, behind Ovechkin, Crosby, Zetterberg and Lecavalier.



                        1. Alexander Ovechkin, Washington

                        An exceptional talent, a born scorer, a player who brings intensity to every game.

                        2. Sidney Crosby, Pittsburgh

                        He's maintained an average of 1.56 goals per game since his start in the NHL.

                        3. Henrik Zetterberg, Detroit

                        He can do anything on ice.

                        4. Vincent Lecavalier,Tampa Bay

                        A player with a lot of resources at his disposal. A franchise player.

                        5. Jarome Iginla, Calgary

                        Teams in the East unfortunately don't get the chance to see him at work enough. A great leader.
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                        • Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                          The Toronto Sun lists him as 5th best that same year, behind Ovechkin, Crosby, Zetterberg and Lecavalier.
                          Toronto Sun > Trevor Linden, Ben?

                          That they ranked Lecavalier above Iginla speaks volumes about their competence. But also note that they called Iginla a great leader. There goes another one of your points.

                          Iginla was a Hart finalist in 2008, BTW.
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                          • Do you not trust the man you lost your mental virginity to?
                            I don't trust you. Were you there on the ice when Iggy was whispering sweet nothings in your ear?
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                            • That they ranked Lecavalier above Iginla speaks volumes about their competence.
                              It's also a citation. BTW, you aren't helping your argument. Why did he not win the Hart?
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                              • It was televised, you ****ing douche.

                                In the Canucks fan thread it's mentioned several times by Canucks fans.

                                ****ing pathetic, man...
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