Now, I've never been to India, or any country near it, but I have had some Indian food so that gives me some qualification to judge. I think that right there is part of the problem, the food; you eat all that spicy food in a tropical climate, you get indigestion, you get cranky, next thing you know you're in one of those Hindutva riots.
Hindutva, "Hinduness." Well, that's all fine up to the point, and Hinduism has done okay so far. Not great, but okay. They've got a good track record. There's always room for improvement, you know. All those millions of minor gods, you've got major duplication of functions, causing inefficiency. India should clean out a couple of million and consolidate, maybe consider a merger with Islam. Barring that, I foresee extended problems and possible loss of deities. For example, what exactly keeps the cat-headed gods from eating the rat-headed gods?
Worst of all, however, is the disturbing tendency to solve problems with massive, elaborate dance numbers. While this does cheer the young, handsome and censorially-forbidden-to-get-nekkid couple up somewhat, it ties up a lot of people who could otherwise be contributing to India's economy, which as far as I can tell consists mostly of customer service. Ideally, the singing and dancing would be integrated with the customer service, thereby increasing customer satisfaction. Get the censors to do it, that way hero-guy can finally get him some curvaceous booty while they're distracted.
Finally, there's the bit where a lot of sacred waterways are choked up with roiling masses of human excrement. That's a puzzler there. Has India considered removing the excrement, or at least not putting any more excrement in its water supply?
Hindutva, "Hinduness." Well, that's all fine up to the point, and Hinduism has done okay so far. Not great, but okay. They've got a good track record. There's always room for improvement, you know. All those millions of minor gods, you've got major duplication of functions, causing inefficiency. India should clean out a couple of million and consolidate, maybe consider a merger with Islam. Barring that, I foresee extended problems and possible loss of deities. For example, what exactly keeps the cat-headed gods from eating the rat-headed gods?
Worst of all, however, is the disturbing tendency to solve problems with massive, elaborate dance numbers. While this does cheer the young, handsome and censorially-forbidden-to-get-nekkid couple up somewhat, it ties up a lot of people who could otherwise be contributing to India's economy, which as far as I can tell consists mostly of customer service. Ideally, the singing and dancing would be integrated with the customer service, thereby increasing customer satisfaction. Get the censors to do it, that way hero-guy can finally get him some curvaceous booty while they're distracted.
Finally, there's the bit where a lot of sacred waterways are choked up with roiling masses of human excrement. That's a puzzler there. Has India considered removing the excrement, or at least not putting any more excrement in its water supply?
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