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  • #16
    She was rear-ended on the Interstate by a guy who lacked both insurance and a driver's licence.

    So suck it, Tex.
    "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
    "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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    • #17
      Good thing Galnemer is okay, but remember sometimes the pain surfaces a few days later.

      Originally posted by Darius871 View Post
      They got rid of NPR???
      NPR quit being liberal talk radio about 15 years ago. Please try to keep up.
      I'm consitently stupid- Japher
      I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Theben View Post
        NPR quit being liberal talk radio about 15 years ago. Please try to keep up.

        Alls I know is virtually every urbane liberal I've met listens to NPR on a semi-regular basis, and nobody else I've met does, so it was easy to put two and two together. But I could be way off base.
        Unbelievable!

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        • #19
          Sorry to hear that! My first and only accident was when I was 21, when I got my bumper clipped by a banker while doing pizza deliveries. I haven't had one since. I think around 400 in damages to the other guy's tail light.

          I hope galnemer is ok. As for Leno, I'm glad to see him back where he belongs. Conan will go elsewhere, and get Leno's sloppy seconds.
          Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
          "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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          • #20
            No license nor insurance. A viable solution, Galnemer should have had a concealed weapon permit.
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #21
              Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
              No license nor insurance. A viable solution, Galnemer should have had a concealed weapon permit.
              I'm afraid I can't comment on that, on the grounds that Galnemer would shoot my ass dead otherwise.
              "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
              "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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              • #22
                Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
                Guy is all ranting and raving, like the tree is at fault. "Excuse me. I was here first."
                Sloww, there is a reason why we from time to time give you a deserved ass whipping - it's Rah's daughter that has a "tree problem"
                With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

                Steven Weinberg

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                • #23
                  Bummer about the Car, glad she is okay.

                  Originally posted by DinoDoc View Post
                  Leno never should have been moved. Heads should roll at NBC over this debacle and if it makes you feel any better Fox is openly wooing Conan and hoping that he can get out of his NBC contract.

                  wiki:
                  On January 21, it was announced that Conan had reached a deal with NBC that would see him exit The Tonight Show the next day, Friday January 22nd. The deal also grants him $45 million, $12 million of which will go to his staff as severance. Many of his staff moved with Conan to Los Angeles from New York when he left Late Night.

                  Jay Leno will return to The Tonight Show following NBC's coverage of the 2010 Winter Olympic Games. Under the $45 million deal with NBC, Conan is allowed to start working for another network as soon as this fall.[38][39][40]
                  Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

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                  • #24
                    33 million to walk away. I'd eat a gallon of pig**** for that much money.
                    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                    • #25
                      [insert generic joke about food in Texas]
                      “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                      "Capitalism ho!"

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                      • #26
                        The Republicans gain a 41-59 majority in the Senate;
                        A) That's not a majority, but no one is expecting much math out of you since you look at kid's private parts all day. More importantly:

                        B) You apparently like paying taxes and calling people stupid who do not. Since you are apparently so poor that losing your car is a financial liability, it is not surprising you are looking for a handout. NOT UP IN HERE.

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                        • #27
                          Y'all gone make me lose ma mind, up in hare, up in hare
                          Y'all gone make me act the fool, up in hare, up in hare
                          The undeserving maintain power by promoting hysteria.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Wiglaf View Post
                            A) That's not a majority, but no one is expecting much math out of you since you look at kid's private parts all day. More importantly:
                            I know you get this, KH, but undoubtedly there are several Polytubbies who don't, so I'll spell it out:

                            I know 41-59 is not a majority for the GOP. But the Democrats, because they have precisely zero balls between the 59 of them, act like it is. I was using a technique called sarcasm.
                            "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
                            "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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                            • #29
                              Don't worry Guy, everyone else got it. and I'm sure most of us appreciated it.
                              It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                              RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                              • #30
                                Anyone who understands American politics knows that the reason health care stalled is that Democrats got too ballsy and tried to overreach beyond what even Massachusetts, which repeatedly elected a murderer just because he was a hardcore liberal, could bear. Compromising, otherwise known as gagging Nancy Pelosi and replacing her with a more reasonable and attractive woman, wasn't anywhere on their radar.

                                By the by, anyone who uses this smilie is a terrible poster and human being. You notice the good posters like Kuciwalker and Asher and KH and the black guy who has a french name, they don't use them. Ming and rah, different story.

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