What do you do with a teenage orphan who becomes a nazi?

[Theben]

If the 2 17-year olds get married will they still turn into nazis?

[Ben Kenobi]

And you're saying this based on your vast experience with women?

The combination of no dad, menial job, live-in GF, school dropout, are all parts of the profile. Take any one of the four out and you probably don't get a nazi.

[Ben Kenobi]

at Floyd.

Eh, I'd rather not have that to be frank. Better to buy the milk and have it every morning instead.

[Ben Kenobi]

And Ben? You're a ****ing idiot, as usual. That is, unless you can defend the statement that having a wife instead of a girlfriend makes any impact on your beliefs about Nazism. So go ahead, prove me wrong.

Easy.

Bormann: No dad (passed away when 3). , drop out, menial labour, although he did marry at 26, and stay married.

Himmler: Dad, menial labour, drop out from college, married and kept mistress.

Hitler: No dad, drop out, menial labour, mistress.

Goebbels, distant from dad, had education, menial labour, mistress, + disability.

Hess, dad, dropout, menial labour, no mistress, + occultism.

Goering, dad, no education, menial labour, no mistress + substance abuse.

So generally they had 3/4, with Hitler at 4/4, and the ones with 2/4 all had something else that made them generally outcasts.

The only one who didn't fit in was Speer.

[Ben Kenobi]

BTW, I'm still waiting on your confirmation for the rules and location of our upcoming fight

No eye-gouging or crap like that. The intent of the fight IMO won't be to hurt each other, but for you to show off your claimed skillz.

Fight decision by either knockout or submission. I'm fine with whatever location so long as it is in TX.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Easy.
Goebbels, distant from dad, had education, menial labour, mistress, + disability.

Explain the disability point.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Incidentally, another common point runs through the development of all those prominent Nazi names- being raised as a Catholic.

[Ben Kenobi]

Explain the disability point.

About Goebbels? He felt that he was a outcast and tried to compensate for it.

another common point runs through the development of all those prominent Nazi names- being raised as a Catholic

Many were raised and fell away prior to joining the Nazi party. Excellent point.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Exactly. If they'd stayed away from it entirely they might never have come close to Naziism.

[Heraclitus]

Absent parental authority, yes, I'd say having a live-in gf at 17 would be a significant contributor to Nazi tendencies.

You're from Earth J right? I feep mixing up your reality with the Penguin Empire Earth so I just decided to ask.

[Heraclitus]

Skimpy leather nazi uniforms.

[Heraclitus]

Easy.

Bormann: No dad (passed away when 3). , drop out, menial labour, although he did marry at 26, and stay married.

Himmler: Dad, menial labour, drop out from college, married and kept mistress.

Hitler: No dad, drop out, menial labour, mistress.

Goebbels, distant from dad, had education, menial labour, mistress, + disability.

Hess, dad, dropout, menial labour, no mistress, + occultism.

Goering, dad, no education, menial labour, no mistress + substance abuse.

So generally they had 3/4, with Hitler at 4/4, and the ones with 2/4 all had something else that made them generally outcasts.

The only one who didn't fit in was Speer.

Also all the Nazis listed where carbon based lifeforms.

[Ben Kenobi]

Exactly. If they'd stayed away from it entirely they might never have come close to Naziism.

Clearly it was falling away from it that hurt them. It's not like they were Nazis early in life.

[Ben Kenobi]

You're from Earth J right? I feep mixing up your reality with the Penguin Empire Earth so I just decided to ask.

Says the man who likes Nazi chicks.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Clearly it was falling away from it that hurt them. It's not like they were Nazis early in life.

It's not like they were keeping strings of mistresses, occult fetishes or drug addictions early in life either, Ben.