LOL at a systemic risk regulator

[Felch]

He's 420 compatible. A definite from me on that.

[KrazyHorse]

Isn't his boyfriend a major stoner or something?

[MrFun]

I am not sure.

[David Floyd]

Every time Barney Frank opens his mouth, I have the following internal monologue:

"Chuck (I call myself Chuck), isn't there supposed to be a dick in his mouth? Yes indeed, there is supposed to be a dick in his mouth. Otherwise, his mouth shouldn't be open. Chuck, you're a genius. Barney Frank is the opposite of a genius, as sucking dick for free is stupid and sucking dick for money means you're going to suck some dirty dicks, which by definition is the opposite of genius. Holy **** I'm smart."

[MrFun]

Did anyone make a bet on how quickly DF would come here to partake in some gay bashing?

[David Floyd]

Oh, whatever. I'm Barney Frank bashing, not gay bashing. It's not my fault he's gay, I'm just using every tool at my disposal to bash Barney Frank, and picking on his homosexuality seemed easy.

Now, if I said "I hate gays", that would be gay bashing.
Also, saying that "Gay people are going to Hell", would be gay bashing.

But I didn't say that.

That's Ben's job.

[Ben Kenobi]

So Floyd hates gay people and Mexicans?

Wow. Sorry, can't join in your 3 minute hate of Bawney Fwank. The man's incompetent. That's all there is to it. If he had 20 mistresses, he'd still be incompetent.

[David Floyd]

If he had 20 mistresses, we'd call him a badass, and by badass, I mean Tiger Woods.

Also, there's nothing worse than a gay Mexican, unless it's a gay black Mexican who doesn't speak English and came over here illegally, stole my job, drove to my stolen job in the car he stole from me, and raped my girlfriend, all while collecting welfare, food stamps, Social Security, and Medicare, with a fake Social Security Number.

[VetLegion]

Every time Barney Frank opens his mouth, I have the following internal monologue:

"Chuck (I call myself Chuck),

Norris?

[Ben Kenobi]

If he had 20 mistresses, we'd call him a badass, and by badass, I mean Tiger Woods.

Of course you would think of a black man.

Also, there's nothing worse than a gay Mexican, unless it's a gay black Mexican who doesn't speak English and came over here illegally, stole my job, drove to my stolen job in the car he stole from me, and raped my girlfriend, all while collecting welfare, food stamps, Social Security, and Medicare, with a fake Social Security Number.

Isn't that just another day in sunny Austin?

[David Floyd]

Of course you would think of a black man.

Dude, Tiger's like the only black man I admire.

Isn't that just another day in sunny Austin?

Not really - more like Phoenix or LA or Laredo or Brownsville or somewhere like that.

[David Floyd]

VetLegion,

Haha someone got it. OMG you're ****ing smart!

[Patroklos]

I make money by predicting bubbles, not ending them!