Yeah, right (Tiger Woods thread)

[KrazyHorse]

With the way he wears his hat and the outfits he wears on the golf course, people have been saying that he looks like an idiot for years.

?

He's the height of Swedish fashion

[rah]

Yep, and that's the really scary part. But I'm sure no one else on the tour is making money off the underside of the brim on their hat.

[Sprayber]

Great thread.

[Kitschum]

I don't see what the fuss is about. All us boys here in Strömstådsson flash our brims and eat sand for breakfast, ja?

[rah]

and my point is proven once again.

[MikeH]

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?

Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards.

[self biased]

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball
400 yards

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[Drake Tungsten]

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?

Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards.

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[KrazyHorse]

No, he can't.

(on a flat hole with little wind, at least)

[rah]

Obviously made up by a non golfer since a fan would have said 300 yards.

[SlowwHand]

The guy that introduced the Woods was talking about how disappointed he is in Tiger, and that when he next talked to the missus, he would recommend next time she use a driver instead of an iron.

[Drake Tungsten]

Oh my ****ing god, Sloww. Reading is fundamental!

[SlowwHand]

What now, Drake? Do you just have one certain phrase that you latch onto and can say nothing else?

[Drake Tungsten]

Jesper Parnevik, the Swedish golfer who along with his wife, Mia, introduced Elin Nordegren to Tiger Woods, is none too pleased with the world's No. 1 golfer.

Parnevik, 44, who is playing at the PGA Tour's Qualifying Tournament in West Palm Beach, Fla., told the Golf Channel on Wednesday that "I really feel sorry for Elin," in light of reports that Woods has been unfaithful.

Woods issued an apology on his website Wednesday for "transgressions," in the wake of a report that he had a 31-month affair with a Los Angeles woman.

Nordegren, 29, began working for the Parneviks as a nanny in 2000. She was first introduced to Woods at the 2001 British Open and they were married in 2004.

"I would be especially sad about it since I'm kind of -- I really feel sorry for Elin -- since me and my wife were at fault for hooking her up with him," Parnevik said. "We probably thought he was a better guy than he is. I would probably need to apologize to her and hope she uses a driver next time instead of the 3-iron."

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4707629

Jesper

http://apolyton.net/forums/showpost.php?p=5715489&postcount=126

The guy that introduced the Woods was talking about how disappointed he is in Tiger, and that when he next talked to the missus, he would recommend next time she use a driver instead of an iron.

http://apolyton.net/forums/showpost.php?p=5716211&postcount=161

Your news was a full day and 35 posts late, you dyslexic idiot.

[SlowwHand]

I wish I had half the time on my hands that you do.