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  • #16
    He reallly needs to iron out the specifics of his story, because it makes no sense.

    At the very least, this ought to add to his wooden personality.
    "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
    "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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    • #17
      Why are you even punning anymore? It's right there in the story. He was driving a Cadillac Escalade.

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      • #18
        Swedes
        With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

        Steven Weinberg

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        • #19
          Sortekat, har du ikke noen rockerkrig undenfor vinduet at uro dig over i stedet?

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          • #20
            Nah, you dirty bastards are just some 30 km's from me, so I'm much more wooried about what's going on in the olde territories.

            Don't know how if you are aware of the situation here, but I'm actually living a little km from one of the hot spots - funny enough, it's quite peacefully.
            With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.

            Steven Weinberg

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            • #21
              I'm aware of some of it, mostly from the spillover. I just found out one of the people I went to "middle school" with was caught in connection with a kidnapping. He's apparently with your acronymic namesakes, I mean BC of course.

              We have our own problems too. Somebody blew up a nightclub about 500m from where I live. I heard the explosion at about 4 am - sounded like a large bookcase fell down in a neighboring apartment.

              I miss Copenhagen actually, it's been a while. Several friends of mine worked there for a short whiles, but I haven't visited in some time.

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              • #22
                A black guy in a Cadillac Escalade. No stereo type there.
                Promoting world peace one bum at a time.

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                • #23
                  Isn't his contract with Buick?
                  "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                  Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                  • #24
                    It wasn't booze. His wife beat his ass for cheating and then chased him down the driveway with a golf club, causing him to wreck...

                    Tiger Woods' wife, Elin Nordegren, changed the story she told the first officer on the scene, according to law enforcement sources.

                    The Windemere Police Department says Tiger's wife went outside, saw that her husband had struck a fire hydrant and a tree, and then went back inside the house for a golf club to use to try and extricate him from the vehicle. But we've learned Nordegren told a very different story to the Florida Highway Patrol, and it does not involve going back in the house for a club. Our sources will not allow us to be more specific.

                    And we've learned there was no blood found on the steering wheel of Tiger's SUV -- putting into serious doubt that Tiger sustained his injuries from the crash.

                    As we first reported, Tiger had a conversation with a friend yesterday, in which he said his wife had confronted him over reports he was involved with another woman ... and that his wife scratched his face up during the argument. Tiger told the friend he then left the house, started driving off and his wife then came out with a golf club, striking the vehicle. Tiger then became distracted and hit the hydrant and then a nearby tree.

                    We're told cops will interview Tiger and his wife later today.


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                    • #25
                      The hag. She's probably not even the children's real mother.
                      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                      • #26
                        "post reported"Winston, on the barricades for freedom of speech
                        "I don't like laws all over the world. Doesn't mean I am going to do anything but post about it."Jon Miller

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Drake Tungsten View Post
                          It wasn't booze. His wife beat his ass for cheating and then chased him down the driveway with a golf club, causing him to wreck...

                          So they're both handy with a golf club?

                          It's nice to have things in common.
                          "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
                          "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                          • #28
                            She apparently wasn't handy enough with his golf club.

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                            • #29
                              He was bleeding and it wasn't from the collision of the vehicle. She must be fairly handy.
                              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                              • #30
                                whoosh

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