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  • A dildo is the same as a dick in god's eyes.
    KH FOR OWNER!
    ASHER FOR CEO!!
    GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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    • Originally posted by Drake Tungsten View Post
      A dildo is the same as a dick in god's eyes.
      I think we need a poll to confirm this claim. I nominate you to start it, Lori would close it immediately if I started it.
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      • The rules change depending on whether the dildo is a manual or a automatic. If batteries are involved, is what I'm saying.

        I wonder if anyone has ever put a cockring on a dildo? Because that'd be ****ed up.

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        • Originally posted by loinburger View Post
          I think we need a poll to confirm this claim. I nominate you to start it, Lori would close it immediately if I started it.
          Done.
          KH FOR OWNER!
          ASHER FOR CEO!!
          GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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          • Jesus cries when a dildo is used on a woman. Especially a black dildo.
            “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
            - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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            • Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui View Post
              Jesus cries when a dildo is used on a woman. Especially a black dildo.
              What does Allah say on the subject?
              a.k.a. ainwood, CFC Forums Co-Administrator
              Some Ainwood guy is so up his arse that if he ever had haemharroids (sp), he'd have to take the cream orally! What a total dick!

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              • Allah say dickgirls not dildos.
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                • Back on topic, please.
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                  "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                  • Originally posted by Asher View Post
                    Is your shift manager cute?
                    By your standards, probably not. He's rather hefty, plus he has facial hair.
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                    • Never trust a bear to give condom advice.
                      "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                      Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                      • Originally posted by Asher View Post
                        Never trust a bear to give condom advice.
                        Barebearbacking
                        "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                        'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                        • Is any one else tired of waiting for Asher to make a thread called "I have made it with a man. Inform the women"?

                          Get on it, already (you know what I mean)!!
                          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                          - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                          • I was waiting for a closeted Poly poster -- of which there are at least a few -- to make that thread.
                            "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                            Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                            • So, who are those?
                              Do not fear, for I am with you; Do not anxiously look about you, for I am your God.-Isaiah 41:10
                              I praise you because I am fearfully and wonderfully made - Psalms 139.14a
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                              • No, I'm not telling you, but yes, you are one.
                                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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