[serious] Off Topic Moderation Input - Part 2

[Al B. Sure!]

yes. If you are not permabanned for your blatant trolling like you are doing now, trying to beat me in posts for bragging rights in the music thread with nothing but text posts and insults, and counter-arguing my valid points in the NFL thread with nothing buy invalid attacks on my character.

I really did all that?

[ZEE]

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[Al B. Sure!]

Well if anyone gives a ****, AAHZ just did what he accuses me of doing to the 10th power... posts 1552-1580 were made by AAHZ within 8 minutes or so and he's continuing to post posts in rapid succession.

[ZEE]

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[MikeH]

Grow up children.

[EPW]

Would posting something like this be considered Trolling?

Chapter 1: AAHZ Talked to a Girl
AAHZ: think about hthat
10:11PM
Thought_Police: fairly cute too
AAHZ: i talked to duca
AAHZ: on skype
AAHZ: 10 minutes ago
AAHZ: think
Crinkz: http://www.forumwarz.com/buy_stuff/transfer_to/Crinkz
AAHZ: ill wait whie you hthink
Raepdog: AAHZ: oh by the way cool cat
AAHZ: i kno
10:12PM
AAHZ: ill talk to her agiann at `111


Chapter 2: Elaboration of Key Themes

10:12PM
AAHZ: i taljed to duca
AAHZ: i talked to duca
Crinkz: I’ll buy you more beer for 4bp
AAHZ: in preson’
Raepdog: AAHZ: civiliazation is a cool game
AAHZ: i talked duca
Raepdog: AAHZ: Cool is she hot
AAHZ: in voice
Raepdog: is she funny?
10:13PM
AAHZ: yup
Raepdog: cool
Raepdog: okay
AAHZ: im relly drunk
Raepdog: back to sucking FalCon’s male reproductive organ for BP
AAHZ: wait
10:14PM
AAHZ: i talked to duca
AAHZ: and you didnt
AAHZ: i win the interne
AAHZ: *yawn*
Thought_Police: FAIL: yo dude you see the natalie thread in our forums
AAHZ: wait pox
AAHZ: plox think about this
10:15PM
AAHZ: i talk ot duca in person
AAHZ: and none of you did not
AAHZ: ???
10:15PM
AAHZ: profit,


Chapter 3: Methods

AAHZ: i honestly dont remember wat i said to her
10:16PM
Thought_Police: Raepdog: http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/19412-itt-i-m-gonna-post-some-ugly-pictures-of-some-fabulous person-named-something_witty
AAHZ: lol
AAHZ: i think ibragged about my life
Butch Deadlift: How does one transfer money/items to anoter person?
10:16PM
AAHZ: and all my pimpage


Chapter 4: The B Story

AAHZ: Evil Trout: i want you to think for a minute plox
10:18PM
AAHZ: Evil Trout: most of 4chan admires me
Crinkz: Evil Trout: lol
AAHZ: Evil Trout: you want 4chan’smoney, they admire me
Evil Trout: see, I told you guys 4chan wouldn’t ruin everything
10:19PM
Crinkz: Evil Trout: They have.
Crinkz: Who cares about aahz
Crinkz: lol
Evil Trout: haha
Thought_Police: Evil Trout: how would you know you never come on the forums
AAHZ: i control 4chan really
10:19PM
AAHZ: srsly i do


Chapter 5: The Two Plots Merge Seamlessly

AAHZ: i.
10:20PM
AAHZ: talked
AAHZ: to
AAHZ: duca
AAHZ: you know that imthe ****
10:21PM
Thought_Police: Evil Trout: i freaked a girl out by tell ing her to ‘**** off Evil Trout i’m onto you for 5 minutes ’
Evil Trout: AAHZ: You are the king of teh lulz
AAHZ: yes
10:22PM
AAHZ: i control 4chan


Chapter 6: What is Pimp?

AAHZ: i talked to duca
10:25PM
AAHZ: i spoke to duca
AAHZ: duca
AAHZ: see?
AAHZ: thats pimp


Chapter 7: Anatomy Lessons

AAHZ: duca has mammary glands
10:26PM
Evil Trout: (sorry for delays, was scrolling.)
AAHZ: duca has titties
Shii: He’s a p cool guy
Something_Witty: hey Evil Trout join our diablo 2 games
AAHZ: dica is a femals
Crinkz: and MST
CreepPipe: AAHZ: lol
Raepdog: Evil Trout: Let him back for a day, and ban him for no reason.
Something_Witty: (so we can kill you a lot lol)
AAHZ: the has titties

CreepPipe: Redundancy is funny.
10:26PM
AAHZ: duca has big bobs
Evil Trout: I don’t have diablo 2 I actually bought it for the pc when it was brand new but I usemacs now
AAHZ: ducs has mammary glands
Raepdog: Evil Trout: At this rate you can get a side game based on Falcon four
10:26PM
AAHZ: and i talked to he


Chapter 8: Here It Starts to Get Weird

AAHZ: i want duca
10:28PM
AAHZ: sex
The Unknown Raepdog: The Unknown Comic: Sup Man.
AAHZ: sex with duca
Crinkz: lol
Crinkz: AAHZ
AAHZ: babies duca
Crinkz: nice glbumes
AAHZ: duca babies
Evil Trout: I think AAHZ is in Log in to see images!
Shii: I think so too
AAHZ: Log in to see images!
Something_Witty: laffo
Crinkz: That
Something_Witty: see
CreepPipe: As do I.
Crinkz: IOr drunk out of his mind
Crinkz: And is inlove wit hthe first thing that gives him a woody.
10:29PM
Something_Witty: because i am already in love
The Unknown Raepdog: Evil Trout: Also my Tivo is now 50% Degrasi.
10:29PM
AAHZ: little duca babies


Chapter 9: In Which AAHZ Continues to Put Pressure on Duca

AAHZ: duca has bib mammary glands
10:35PM
Evil Trout: aahz, isn’t she a bit young for you?
CreepPipe: AAHZ: bumuming you love someone under a state of intoxication is typically bad.
AAHZ: shes 23
Crinkz: funny picture of aahz lol
Shii: Drink til she’s hot, boys
AAHZ: i want babies
AAHZ: i want duca baies
10:35PM
AAHZ: lol


Chapter 10: The Invisible Enemy

AAHZ: noone of you failures stop me
10:37PM
AAHZ: no
AAHZ: none of teh 4cahn pwople stop me
Evil Trout: Aldo_Anything: can I enter?
Shii: Cuz they’re dumb.
AAHZ: i want duca babies
Something_Witty: Crinkz: you’re getting nailed next d2 game :3
10:37PM
AAHZ: im warnign yoy


Chapter 11: Evil Trout Counsels AAHZ

Evil Trout: aahz: If she knows you said this about her, she’s not going to make babies for you
10:38PM
Crinkz: ****ING LAG
Crinkz: THE ****
Evil Trout: for some reason girls don’t like desperate guys
Shii: Yeh, seriously, the lag Trout
CreepPipe: AAHZ: I’m sorry but the more you say the phrase “duca babies” the worse it gets.
Something_Witty: Crinkz: oh wait **** you
AAHZ: Evil Trout: im not sesperite
Shii: Go mbumacre some 4channers after they buy BP
CreepPipe: It sounds like a term for a mentally disabled child.
Shii: Free up the lag
AAHZ: i told her my ****
The Unknown Comic: CreepPipe: Evil Trout: shhhh
Crinkz: Something_Witty: I also have a perfect WW barb
AAHZ: iif you all ruin this ill be mad
Crinkz: not hacke
Aldo_Anything: Evil Trout: you can enter me if you want
10:39PM
Evil Trout: yeah there is some lag it seems
10:39PM
AAHZ: ill DDOS 4chan lol


Chapter 12: Friends Forever
AAHZ: Evil Trout
10:44PM
Crinkz: He’s got to many dildos in his bum
AAHZ: knows
AAHZ: im on is side
Shii: lol
Evil Trout: pound it aahz
10:44PM
Evil Trout: *pound*
AAHZ:Log in to see images!

10:52PM
Evil Trout: AAHZ: you’ll be fine, just drink some water. and read every sentence 3 times before you hit enter


10:53PM
AAHZ: if i die i want an day of silence


Chapter 13: Huh?

10:57PM
AAHZ: duca then great times
10:57PM
AAHZ: Log in to see images!
10:57PM
AAHZ: you fabulous person

Chapter 14: Exposition

11:03PM
coL-RamBo: AAHZ: you said u were drunk, watd u drink
AAHZ: im the best chatter in workd
AAHZ: i had 3 vodkan tonics nad 2 coronas
AAHZ: and 1 maor
AAHZ: jmmmmmm
AAHZ: jeesus
11:03PM
coL-RamBo: AAHZ: you a girl?

Chapter 15: Conclusion

11:04PM
AAHZ: I OIN TO DIE
11:05PM
AAHZ: IM GOIN DIE
dobnits: perhaps
11:05PM
Evil Trout: aahz you’re not going to die from 5 drinks

AAHZ: IM SORRY
11:07PM
FAIL: marc is me
CreepPipe: See your day is looking brighter already.
AAHZ: everybody
Evil Trout: AAHZ: you’ll be fine if you just try to calm down and chill out
POON_pwnr69: :S
AAHZ: im sorry
Shii: Evil Trout: Sent
Evil Trout: don’t worry about it
AAHZ: i apoligize
Evil Trout: nice name FAIL
11:08PM
AAHZ: im crying
AAHZ: Log in to see images!
FAIL: Evil Trout: thanks, I have 3 first names
FAIL: middle name is robert
AAHZ: Evil Trout iwont do it again
11:08PM
AAHZ: Log in to see images!

[ZEE]

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[DaShi]

How humiliating!

[ZEE]

actually it cheers me up every time i read it

(that happened 2 years ago)

[ZEE]

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[Fve Crathva]

You are one of my top three favourite posters at this forum.

SP

[Aeson]

Mods closing threads just to get the last word in a debate? It's a step up

Though not moving the thread to the closed threads forum is uber fail

[C0ckney]

yeah come on mike, you might be getting the worst of it, but that's no reason to take your ball and go home.

[MikeH]

It wasn't me! I posted in it earlier!

[MikeH]

I guess someone else closed it because I'd won the thread.