I need to get laid - should I cheat on my GF?

[ricketyclik]

No, we just think you have a mancrush on him.

So Ben, do you have a mancrush on Alec Guinness?

[SlowwHand]

the hardest part is rejecting someone who is just smokin hot, but that you know would just piss the ever loving **** out of you

but trust me, the confidence you get in saying no to girls like that is awesome... and you dont deal with bull**** emotional baggage, you dont have to put up with needy, codependent girls just because you want to sleep with them

and when you find a nice one, its easier to look her in the eye and make her feel special for the right reasons... and then you can pull out the whole, "I was waiting for the right girl" line and she'll just ****ing melt

Sava is actually developing a brain.

[Ben Kenobi]

Alec Guinness is the *essence* of Ben Kenobi.

Besides don't hipsters call it a bromance these days?

[SlowwHand]

You could do worse.

[onodera]

I had a dream about cheating on my girlfriend with the eternal love of my life (who broke up with her fiancee in that dream). I got botn of them pregnant and had to escape by waking up.

[Thoth]

I had a dream that I was eating broken glass and I had to spit it out.

[Dis]

err what? I thought having a gf and getting laid go hand in hand?

[David Floyd]

My advice?

If you don't care about your girlfriend at all, of course cheat on her.

If you care about her, but reasonably think she would do it to you, then again by all means cheat - if you don't, you're just giving up an opportunity to get laid, because she obviously doesn't care about you.

If you care about her, but don't think she would cheat on you, then I wouldn't advise cheating. If this is the scenario, make sure you don't get caught

[SlowwHand]

If that's the scenario, I'll get her number, call her, and Judas him.

[Nikolai]

I obviously think it's not okay to cheat on someone just because you've had bad experiences. It's like jumping out of a car full speed on the Autobahn because there are accidents happening there from time to time.

But aside from that, I think it is pretty idiotic to post it on a public place like the Internet. That's like announcing it in the paper.

[Imran Siddiqui]

My advice?

If you don't care about your girlfriend at all, of course cheat on her.

If you care about her, but reasonably think she would do it to you, then again by all means cheat - if you don't, you're just giving up an opportunity to get laid, because she obviously doesn't care about you.

If you care about her, but don't think she would cheat on you, then I wouldn't advise cheating. If this is the scenario, make sure you don't get caught

A good word of advice, Hera... don't ever do what David Floyd tells you on the basis of women (his reputation on this forum on that exists for a reason)

My advice: Don't ever ****ing cheat. Man up and tell your girlfriend that you don't want to be with her. Don't be a douche and go behind her back and still pretend that you are devoted to her in a relationship.

[Kitschum]

My advice: Don't ever ****ing cheat. Man up and tell your girlfriend that you don't want to be with her. Don't be a douche and go behind her back and still pretend that you are devoted to her in a relationship.

It's not cheating if you don't love her

[Imran Siddiqui]

I'm hoping you are just attempting to be funny and failing...

[Kitschum]

That's a false dichotomy

[Theben]

A good word of advice, Hera... don't ever do what David Floyd tells you on the basis of women (his reputation on this forum on that exists for a reason)

My advice: Don't ever ****ing cheat. Man up and tell your girlfriend that you don't want to be with her. Don't be a douche and go behind her back and still pretend that you are devoted to her in a relationship.

Imran da Man. Lissen to da Man.


Cheating only gets you a buttload of unnecessary drama, unless you don't really care about anyone involved and can walk away from the mess you leave behind without it nagging your conscience. And if that was the case you wouldn't have posted this thread. So bugger off the buggering.