Is sex better before or after marriage?

[Dis]

oh and sex is overrated. I fail to see why ever pop song has to be about sex.

[Imran Siddiqui]

oh and sex is overrated.

Do you tend to fake every orgasm?

[Solomwi]

You'd rather hear Britney Spears sing about the philosophical implications of the Federal Reserve system?

[Dis]

Do you tend to fake every orgasm?

yeah it gets annoying sometimes. But it's better than the girl saying: are you done yet?

I'm only kidding in case it isn't obvious. But my point is the fantasy of sex is often much better than the sex itself. But perhaps the porn industry has polluted my idea of sex. This is why porn is bad.

[Ben Kenobi]

You'd rather hear Britney Spears sing about the philosophical implications of the Federal Reserve system?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28I0JK0byLU

[Dis]

You'd rather hear Britney Spears sing about the philosophical implications of the Federal Reserve system?

good point. But as a counter point I'd rather not hear Spears at all. Some women should be seen and not heard. She's one of them.

[Jon Miller]

I expect to get a lot more sex when I am married myself.

JM

[Solomwi]

good point. But as a counter point I'd rather not hear Spears at all. Some women should be seen and not heard. She's one of them.

I agree, but no matter how hard you try to avoid it, you're going to hear her at some point. If I have to hear her, even just momentarily, I'd rather hear a lusty description of things I think I might enjoy doing to her (or to some non-bat**** chick with her body, and I'm specifically talking hot Britney here) than a vapid attempt to be deep or thoughtful, which is really the only plausible counterfactual to sex as a topic for pop songs.

[self biased]

Two out of three for me, and I sure as **** can't complain.

which two did you get?

[Guynemer]

Lithe redhead. Decidedly not bisexual.

She said the only way she'd consider it would be if the other party were Angelina Jolie. So I suppose there is always hope. She'll need a pediatrician for all those adopted kids, after all.

[Solomwi]

Lithe redhead. Decidedly not bisexual.

She said the only way she'd consider it would be if the other party were Angelina Jolie. So I suppose there is always hope. She'll need a pediatrician for all those adopted kids, after all.

What makes you think Angelina believes in traditional medicine? My wife said basically the same thing, by the way, and I lean more toward the theory that Angelina's going to need a lawyer after the first adopted kid dies from something you probably could have cured...