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  • #91
    Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
    "the word of God is foolishness to those who are perishing..."
    written by those who were being thrown to the lions by an insane culture.
    The Wizard of AAHZ

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    • #92
      History is an amazing thing when you see the generational changes brought about by a few ridiculous idiots with power, and the brainwashed fools that blindly follow to this day.
      The Wizard of AAHZ

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      • #93
        It is up to you. That's why we think you're gay. Well, that and you act really gay.
        I've proposed and been turned down before. Takes two to tango.

        The Lord helps those who help themselves.
        Actually, no he doesn't.

        "For while we were still helpless, at the right time Christ died for the ungodly" Romans 5:6.

        If God helped only those who could help themselves, we would all be lost to sin.

        Sloth is a sin. God doesn't want you to wait for him to do something. He wants you to go out and do it.
        Do what? Have sex? No he doesn't. He's very clear about it. "For the two shall become one."

        That you're seemingly not able to and using God as an excuse (shameful), maybe because you really aren't as attracted to women as you tell yourself that you are.
        So because I explicitly wait for marriage means I like men? That's crazy.

        Old fashioned people get married young. Really young. Unless, you're so old fashioned that you go back to ancient Greece.
        Some did, some didn't. But yes, you are right that I'm on the older end now.

        Because, as I've shown, you are not following the Church's teachings.
        "Fill the earth and subdue it?" It would be better for me to have sex outside of marriage then to wait for marriage and have sex then? Sorry, not buying it.
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        • #94
          God doesn't want you to wait for him to do something. He wants you to go out and do it. That you're seemingly not able to and using God as an excuse (shameful), maybe because you really aren't as attracted to women as you tell yourself that you are.




          Well done.
          “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
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          • #95
            Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
            I am making the argument that what our creator made us for is distinct from our biological urges.
            If I believed in God, this kind of thinking would piss me off more than anything. A lowly human with the unmitigated gall to suppose he knows the intentions of a supreme being. What arrogance. This is why fundies are all evil sinners.

            You know nothing: start from there and don't project your desires.
            I'm consitently stupid- Japher
            I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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            • #96
              I believe in prayer, but I also believe God expects some type of effort on our part.
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #97
                Originally posted by Cort Haus View Post
                Nonsense to say that we were 'made' to be married. Evolution may have come up with some reasons to stick with a partner, but it has also come up with reasons for the alternative. The social component of humanity has made a great contribution to the former, but the old programming is still there. Personally I take my fidelity very seriously, but it doesn't stop the biological desires.

                Assuming the genome is responsible for the characteristics of the organism, then we are made that way. Most of us.
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                • #98
                  Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                  I've proposed and been turned down before. Takes two to tango.
                  She probably thought you were gay.

                  Actually, no he doesn't.

                  "For while we were still helpless, at the right time Christ died for the ungodly" Romans 5:6.

                  If God helped only those who could help themselves, we would all be lost to sin.
                  You are miss interpretting it. It means that God doesn't want you sitting on your lazy ass while He runs your life for you. God is very busy and doesn't have the time to wipe your butt everytime you soil yourself. He guide you along the right path, but it's up to you to do the walking. And you're gay.

                  Do what? Have sex? No he doesn't. He's very clear about it. "For the two shall become one."
                  Yes, the beast with two backs!

                  So because I explicitly wait for marriage means I like men? That's crazy.
                  Waiting for marriage is one thing. Avoiding it because you're gay is another.

                  Some did, some didn't. But yes, you are right that I'm on the older end now.
                  Less time to be making babies. And more likely to be spitting out deaf or retarded babies.

                  "Fill the earth and subdue it?" It would be better for me to have sex outside of marriage then to wait for marriage and have sex then? Sorry, not buying it.
                  It's "Fill the ass and subdue it" you homo. :wiglaf:

                  It would be better for you to do something than nothing. God didn't create you so you could sit around with your thhumb up your butt. So either find something else to stick up there or get yourself a woman. Not wait for a woman to come by. Go out and get one. Unless you're gay, which you are.
                  “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
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                  • #99
                    If I believed in God, this kind of thinking would piss me off more than anything. A lowly human with the unmitigated gall to suppose he knows the intentions of a supreme being. What arrogance. This is why fundies are all evil sinners.
                    First off, I'm not a fundy.

                    Secondly, God has made himself clear through scripture.

                    You know nothing: start from there and don't project your desires.
                    Why does it bother you that human beings have a spiritual nature?
                    Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                    "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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                    • She pobably thought you were gay.
                      She was 21, I was 24 at the time. She wanted to 'explore life' so to speak and we'd been seeing each other for some time. I wanted to settle down, so we went our separate ways. No regrets.

                      You are miss interpretting it. It means that God doesn't want you sitting on your lazy ass while He runs your life for you. God is very busy and doesn't have the time to wipe your butt everytime you soil yourself. He guide you along the right path, but it's up to you to do the walking. And you're gay.
                      Right now pretty much everything is on hold.
                      Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                      "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                      2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                      • Then God can put you on hold too: "God, this is St. Peter, we've got a Ben Kenobi claiming he knows you." "Eh? Putt'im on 'old."
                        “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                        "Capitalism ho!"

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                        • Originally posted by Asher View Post
                          Ah, you are expecting to marry another elderly virgin.
                          So BK is planning to go gay before getting married?

                          Plenty of lonely WoW-nerds out there, BK.

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                          • Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                            First off, I'm not a fundy.
                            Deeds not words.

                            Secondly, God has made himself clear through scripture.


                            Not in the slightest.

                            Why does it bother you that human beings have a spiritual nature?


                            It bothers me that people do stupid things and use religion to defend them.
                            I'm consitently stupid- Japher
                            I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned

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                            • Originally posted by Theben View Post
                              You know nothing: start from there and don't project your desires.
                              ouch
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                              • It bothers me that people do stupid things and use religion to defend them.
                                I wasn't aware waiting till marriage was 'stupid'.
                                Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                                "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                                2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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