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  • #31
    Originally posted by DaShi View Post
    If you're 30 and haven't had sex yet, will you at least consider giving homosexuality a try? This is for your own benifit solely.

    And anyone who has to claim that "girl are so fine" is obviously in the closet. First, only really sexually insecure men find the need to shout out that they like women. Second, your method is probably the gayest way that it has ever been done.
    What is so wrong being a 30 year old virgin?

    You would complain if he did not defend himself and when he does, it is because he has to be seen to be defending himself so that he does not look gay.

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    • #32
      I was going to go with 40, but I figured that Ben was pushing 30, if not past it. So I figured 30 would be quicker and get more responses.
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      • #33
        But you lack the experimental data to come to any such conclusion.
        Hmm? That's not how science works. I don't have to experience something personally in order to have an understanding of it.
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        • #34
          I haven't heard of this miraculous sounding STD which affects only gay men (presumably you are excluding lesbians).
          You miss the point. Waiting until marriage is so I can avoid them altogether. Who wants to deal with all that baggage?
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          • #35
            Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
            You miss the point. Waiting until marriage is so I can avoid them altogether. Who wants to deal with all that baggage?
            I was under the impression that you are waiting until marriage for religious reasons. If that is not the case then I would suggest you take a lesson from another poster here at 'poly and don't put off sex until you start getting urges to rape women. STDs suck, but sex is really great and very good for your health. Our bodies are made for sex, not for abstinence.

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            • #36
              I was under the impression that you are waiting until marriage for religious reasons.
              It's how I see sex and marriage yes.

              If that is not the case then I would suggest you take a lesson from another poster here at 'poly and don't put off sex until you start getting urges to rape women. STDs suck, but sex is really great and very good for your health. Our bodies are made for sex, not for abstinence.
              What, do you think we die if we don't have sex?
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              • #37
                What, do you think we die if we don't have sex?




                No we wouldn't die. Why do you have a penis? Why does a woman have a vagina? Why do humans experience so much pleasure from sex? Why are so many people miserable when they don't have sex regularly?

                The only explanation that I can think of is that we were meant to have sex.

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                • #38
                  To be more accurate, our species would die if we don't have sex.
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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                    Hmm? That's not how science works. I don't have to experience something personally in order to have an understanding of it.
                    Actually, that's exactly how science works.

                    Unless you try it and prove it, it's only a theory...
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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                      You miss the point. Waiting until marriage is so I can avoid them altogether. Who wants to deal with all that baggage?
                      Married women are not immune to STDs. Especially the kind of sadsack woman who marries a 40 year old virgin...
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                      • #41
                        Actually, that's exactly how science works.

                        Unless you try it and prove it, it's only a theory...
                        I don't have to drop an apple to know that gravitation is a force. Do you sincerely believe that we cannot trust authorities who have in fact already tested the theories?
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                        • #42
                          Married women are not immune to STDs. Especially the kind of sadsack woman who marries a 40 year old virgin...
                          By definition marrying a virgin and both of you remaining faithful to one another makes you immune from STDs.
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                          • #43
                            Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                            I don't have to drop an apple to know that gravitation is a force. Do you sincerely believe that we cannot trust authorities who have in fact already tested the theories?
                            Holy ****.

                            You don't even know what the scientific method is.

                            Holy ****.
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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                              By definition marrying a virgin and both of you remaining faithful to one another makes you immune from STDs.
                              Ah, you are expecting to marry another elderly virgin.



                              Note: If you **** another virgin pre-marriage, no STDs there either.
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                              • #45
                                No we wouldn't die. Why do you have a penis? Why does a woman have a vagina? Why do humans experience so much pleasure from sex? Why are so many people miserable when they don't have sex regularly?

                                The only explanation that I can think of is that we were meant to have sex.
                                I agree.

                                I completely agree with you that we were made to get married, have sex and raise children.
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