Who would win in a gay fight: Wiglaf or Ben Kenobi?

[Asher]

Seriously. Of the people that you know with big families, what percentage of them married at a young age?

Arranged marriages
Mormon and catholic "no contraceptives for you" attitudes

Providing the gay community with tons of sexually repressed fresh meat...

[Ben Kenobi]

Somedays I wish spear hunting was still in vogue....

[Imran Siddiqui]

I am making the argument that what our creator made us for is distinct from our biological urges.

Didn't the creator (assuming one exists) make those biological urges for us? Why would he or she do such a thing, and mandate we run away from from them, unless he or she was a supreme *******?

[Asher]

That's your second time in this thread that you've discussed your will to thrust a phallic object in my direction. That's a good start. We all know you want it.

[Ben Kenobi]

Didn't the creator (assuming one exists) make those biological urges for us? Why would he or she do such a thing, and mandate we run away from from them, unless he or she was a supreme *******?

All things in moderation, not excess.

[Ben Kenobi]

That's your second time in this thread that you've discussed your will to thrust a phallic object in my direction. That's a good start. We all know you want it.

You want a spear shoved up your ***?

[Asher]

You want a spear shoved up your ***?

You're the one obsessing about spears. I'm just remarking on how obvious your latent homosexual urges are. The spear is a metaphor for your tiny ****.

[ZEE]

This entire argument is based off a fantasy conception, and not the fact that human beings are monkeys that basically learned to build airplanes...

Nothing more or less. We are monkeys, that have become extremely isolated based on one culture's decisions thousands of years ago (Roman Conquest) that gave birth to crazy beliefs, isolationism, and mental problems. If not we would still be dancing around a fire shaking spears and singing.

and happier as a race.

[Space05us]

I recall reading some evolutionary psychology articles where it was suggested that men benefit more from living within their means, ie only taking as many mates as he can support, and women benefit more from having a rich husband and being a whore.

I approve of Ben's thrusting his 'spear' toward Asher. A new love is blossoming!

[DaShi]

Seriously. Of the people that you know with big families, what percentage of them married at a young age?

Exactly, you are pissing off God royally. You are no married and you haven't been making a strong enough effort to get married. Thus, you have been wasting your reproductive potential diddling your weewee, while perfectly fertile women pass you by.

You only have a few options left at this point:

1. Forget marriage. That boat has passed. You're only hope to catch up now is to shag as many women as possible.

2. Admit that you are gay. Then it is reasonable that you've failed to sire children for such a long time.

3. Quit the Church. You're just making a mockery of it. It's not going to like first two options, and you're current behavior regarding procreation is just as embarrassing.

[Cort Haus]

Nonsense to say that we were 'made' to be married. Evolution may have come up with some reasons to stick with a partner, but it has also come up with reasons for the alternative. The social component of humanity has made a great contribution to the former, but the old programming is still there. Personally I take my fidelity very seriously, but it doesn't stop the biological desires.

[Ben Kenobi]

Exactly, you are pissing off God royally. You are no married and you haven't been making a strong enough effort to get married. Thus, you have been wasting your reproductive potential diddling your weewee, while perfectly fertile women pass you by.

Well, I wasn't a Catholic until I was 24. If it were up to me I'd be married by now, but I'm not, sadly.

1. Forget marriage. That boat has passed. You're only hope to catch up now is to shag as many women as possible.

You seem to be missing the point. It's not about the sex, but about the family, finding a woman that I love and want to be with my whole life. Kids are a bonus. I'd love to have a big family but that's up to the big guy in the sky.

2. Admit that you are gay. Then it is reasonable that you've failed to sire children for such a long time.

Or I actually am rather old fashioned.

3. Quit the Church. You're just making a mockery of it. It's not going to like first two options, and you're current behavior regarding procreation is just as embarrassing.

Why is it embarrassing to follow church teachings?

[Asher]

Why is it embarrassing to follow church teachings?

Because they demonstrate complete and utter intellectual failings.

[DaShi]

Well, I wasn't a Catholic until I was 24. If it were up to me I'd be married by now, but I'm not, sadly.

It is up to you. That's why we think you're gay. Well, that and you act really gay.

You seem to be missing the point. It's not about the sex, but about the family, finding a woman that I love and want to be with my whole life. Kids are a bonus. I'd love to have a big family but that's up to the big guy in the sky.

The Lord helps those who help themselves. Sloth is a sin. God doesn't want you to wait for him to do something. He wants you to go out and do it. That you're seemingly not able to and using God as an excuse (shameful), maybe because you really aren't as attracted to women as you tell yourself that you are.

Or I actually am rather old fashioned.

Old fashioned people get married young. Really young. Unless, you're so old fashioned that you go back to ancient Greece.

Why is it embarrassing to follow church teachings?

Because, as I've shown, you are not following the Church's teachings. You are being idle fantasizing about Asher naked when the Church wants you out there making babies for Jesus. Jesus must feed!!!!

[Ben Kenobi]

"the word of God is foolishness to those who are perishing..."