Who would win in a gay fight: Wiglaf or Ben Kenobi?

[DaShi]

*feedstroll*

Obviously you can be attracted to someone without having sex with them.

Explain.

[Ben Kenobi]

If you're 30 and haven't had sex yet, will you at least consider giving homosexuality a try? This is for your own benifit solely.

It's in my own benefit to get infected with an STD, and have to wear adult diapers just to hold my **** in?

And anyone who has to claim that "girl are so fine" is obviously in the closet. First, only really sexually insecure men find the need to shout out that they like women. Second, your method is probably the gayest way that it has ever been done.

Apolyton is a forum for gays, with fewer straight women then can be counted on one hand. I have to use words this audience will understand.

[OzzyKP]

Explain.

No more, you've had enough to eat.

[DaShi]

It's in my own benefit to get infected with an STD, and have to wear adult diapers just to hold my **** in?

Yes, because all women are diseased whores and marriage is the only cure. It's no wonder you are gay.

Apolyton is a forum for gays, with fewer straight women then can be counted on one hand. I have to use words this audience will understand.

You speak gay like a native.

[DaShi]

No more, you've had enough to eat.

You only have yourself to blame. Hopefully, you'll be more cautious in the future.

[ZEE]

I dont know about IRL, but forum-wise here is my comparison.

troll-wise Ben Kenobi is honestly the one of the best this forum has to offer, whether he is serious or not. The only problem i see is his TL;DR/poster-specific trolls which have become somewhat transparent, but that also may be part of his plan. He can stir a mountain of crap in a few posts at a few specific people at the perfect times. Also he expends too much effort for the new-breed of lulz-trolls ive seen but his results are clear, at least for this forum. Whether he could pull this off at other forums where he is not known is another matter.

Wiglaf is a dying breed of troll known as a rager, but i think he knows this, so thats why he has become moar comical in his rants. The rager that does not take himself seriously is much better than one who does (and will most likely burn himself out,) and a big reason Wiggy is much moar respected here than BK.

So it would not even be a real troll-fest or contest as both would just walk away and laugh after each post.

[BlackCat]

Yes, because all women are diseased whores and marriage is the only cure.

Dat's true. When a woman get married, god automagically cures them for these diseases.

[Ben Kenobi]

You speak gay like a native.

Being on Poly as long as I have, it's no wonder.

[Theben]

Dat's true. When a woman get married, god automagically cures them for these diseases.

No, it's because they stop putting out.

[Theben]

I just think sex is better when it's in marriage rather then outside.

Do you speak from experience?

Yes, he sexes up married women all the time.

[BlackCat]

No, it's because they stop putting out.

Not quite true according to my experience

[Imran Siddiqui]

Yes, he sexes up married women all the time.

[Sava]

it would be easier to answer this if I knew whose DL Wiglaf was

[molly bloom]

I just think sex is better when it's in marriage rather then outside.

But you lack the experimental data to come to any such conclusion.

[molly bloom]

It's in my own benefit to get infected with an STD, and have to wear adult diapers just to hold my **** in?

I haven't heard of this miraculous sounding STD which affects only gay men (presumably you are excluding lesbians).

Could you give us some indications of the pathology, the date when this disease first appeared, symptoms other than faecal incontinence... ?

(The latter a symptom which Rush Limbaugh appears to have had all of his broadcasting life)