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  • Who would win in a gay fight: Wiglaf or Ben Kenobi?

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    Wiglaf
    83.33%
    15
    Ben Kenobi
    16.67%
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  • #2
    Isn't Ben deaf? Wiglaf would have no trouble in sneaking up and taking him from behind.
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    • #3
      Doesn't Ben have a deity on his side though?

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      • #4
        Yahweh may not be the sort of deity who would help one dude in porking another dude.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by loinburger View Post
          Isn't Ben deaf? Wiglaf would have no trouble in sneaking up and taking him from behind.
          Ben is deaf and blind, that should be obvious...
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          • #6
            High frequency sounds only.

            I would of course lose because gals are just that nice.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
              I would of course lose because a hot, throbbing **** is just that nice.
              I never thought I'd see the day....

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              • #8
                Ben would. The moment they got close enough to fight Wiglaf would give him his credit card and run off.
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                • #9
                  How would he know? What will happen when Ben finally lays down with a woman and thinks, You know what? This isn't for me. It's all fine and dandy to say you're waiting for marriage. But at some point, you might just have to admit you maybe gay.
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                  • #10
                    How would he know? What will happen when Ben finally lays down with a woman and thinks, You know what? This isn't for me. It's all fine and dandy to say you're waiting for marriage. But at some point, you might just have to admit you maybe gay.
                    I'm waiting not because I don't like women. I just think sex is better when it's in marriage rather then outside. Like I said gals are so fine.
                    Last edited by Ben Kenobi; July 12, 2009, 13:10.
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                    • #11
                      You like gals? GALS stands for "Gay And Lesbian Society"

                      Congratulations, you're officially gay.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by DaShi View Post
                        How would he know? What will happen when Ben finally lays down with a woman and thinks, You know what? This isn't for me. It's all fine and dandy to say you're waiting for marriage. But at some point, you might just have to admit you maybe gay.
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                        • #13
                          I just think sex is better when it's in marriage rather then outside.


                          Do you speak from experience?

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                          • #14
                            Do you speak from experience?
                            I go by what my married friends have said.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                              I'm waiting not because I don't like women. I just think sex is better when it's in marriage rather then outside. Like I said gals are so fine.
                              If you're 30 and haven't had sex yet, will you at least consider giving homosexuality a try? This is for your own benifit solely.

                              And anyone who has to claim that "girl are so fine" is obviously in the closet. First, only really sexually insecure men find the need to shout out that they like women. Second, your method is probably the gayest way that it has ever been done.
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