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[Felch]

[Traianvs]

It's possible. Both him and his wife are "Very Conservative" according to facebook.

It's so typical...

You punched him in the face but you're still friends with him in Facebook?

What I don't understand is how the guy can be 'straight' if he circle jerks with other dudes. Cause that, honestly, is some disturbingly wrong **** to do

[Asher]

You punched him in the face but you're still friends with him in Facebook?

No, I'm not friends, yes, he has a public profile.

What I don't understand is how the guy can be 'straight' if he circle jerks with other dudes. Cause that, honestly, is some disturbingly wrong **** to do

It wasn't 'just' circle jerking. And no, he's not straight. He's very gay. He was willing to do more stuff than I was at the time. He wanted to go 'all the way' to experiment, etc. Recommended 'practicing kissing' also.

Total ******. He's actually heavily into Christian **** now, too. (No joke)

[Japher]

Him, I didn't see any links. Thought it was funny blank.

[Felch]

1 is supposed to be "Money is the root of all evil. Women are evil." How could anybody **** that up?

Also, these aren't nearly as cutting edge and subversive as what you posted earlier.

[Dis]

Use the ****ing search engine.

Come on, it's a commonly known acronym. Seen in this list.

http://www.netlingo.com/top50/acronyms-for-parents.php

OMG!! after seeing that list I'm never having kids. We weren't like that when we were kids. Or maybe that was just me. I never discussed sex as a kid.

[Dis]

In jr high I had a female stalker. She was mentally unstable. Pathological liar in the style of Ben Kenobi.

She would bring random obituary cutouts from the newspaper and tell everyone her boyfriend died, crying her eyes out and looking for attention. She'd tell us how Shania Twain performed at her birthday party (back when Shania was big). She would come to my door randomly a few times a year pretending she was doing some kind of door to door sales/fundraiser but without any actual goods (just papers to sign). Very creepy. She got her friends to take my school-issued day planner and write things like "Stephanie's Birthday" (her name) on days so I'd know, and things like "Ask Stephanie out" in the 'todo' section.

Most creepy and annoying at all...after years of ignoring her I guess she got pissed off while still wanting my attention. So in 9th grade she went to the principal's office and told him that I was stalking her. That I took her bus instead of mine and got off at her stop, etc. And she was all freaked out about it. It's not true, of course, as she's both a woman and a crazy so I was doubly turned off. So in the principal's office I got a long lecture by a douchebag of a principal who believed her, and was told I was lucky I wasn't going to get suspended, etc.

After that, I made her life hell. Well, not really. I did things like take scissors (which were classroom scissors, not hers) she'd put down and used them for my own project. She would then literally bawl that someone stole her scissors (IN 9TH GRADE) and all of her **** friends would swarm on her and console her while she went out into the hall to gather herself.

****ing women. **** them. Crazies.

u still have this chick's number? she sounds kinda hot when you put it that way.

[Ben Kenobi]

Pathological liar in the style of Ben Kenobi.

She would bring random obituary cutouts from the newspaper and tell everyone her boyfriend died, crying her eyes out and looking for attention.

I'd like an apology, *****

[Ben Kenobi]

We were discussing Dadaism, Ben, not fathers. I'm sorry about your dad, though.

Apologies. Not directed at you Felch, but at Asher.

[Felch]

No need to apologize, Ben. And I don't think he was trying to say that you were lying about your dad either. He just uses "Ben Kenobi" as a sort of shorthand reference, so the rest of us know that he's talking about. The specifics about the girl were specifics about the girl. He's not accusing you of stalking him on the school bus, and what not.

[Ben Kenobi]

Well it bothers me when I see the one reference after another in a thread I'd not even posted in.

Especially when the first thing he refers to her is her faking an obit. I can see what you are saying is that he didn't mean what he said, but he said it nonetheless.

[Asher]

Ben, you ***** little ****. I never talked about your father in the history of this site, I've not talked about it now.

I'd like an apology for you ****ting all over this thread with your drama queen antics.

Get ****ed. Thank you kindly.

You can apologize via PM, but only if you PM the apology to Ming who will then forward it to me with a plethora of smilies. You are not to send me PMs directly.

We can open a further thread to discuss your apology. In fact, I will do this now.

[Asher]

Negotiation thread: http://www.apolyton.net/forums/showt...24#post5625824

[Asher]

[Felch]

“What we call Dada is a piece of tomfoolery from the void, in which all the lofty questions have become involved . . .”—Hugo Ball