Why is the Canadian Navy as out of shape as I am?

[KrazyHorse]

I'm pretty sure Serb is a persona. There's no way Russians actually spend their time claiming to have the world's biggest helicopter etc, right?

[Drake Tungsten]

What else do they have to be proud of?

[Kitschum]

I foresee a bright future for Russia as global warming makes the country liveable for the first time since the bronze age.

[Serb]

There's no comparison between Russia and Canada. We're a developed, stable society. You're a backwards dinosaur desperately trying to pretend that the last 20 years didn't happen and that anybody gives a **** about you any more. Your people are poor, they die young, your population is rapidly declining as any Russian women who are remotely ****able leave the country for better places like Canada, meaning that the men are forced to attempt to reproduce with hideous hags (leading to rampant alcoholism).

I would preffer to live in Russia and be poor and alcoholic, then to live in a developed, stable Canadian society full of ******s and to be one of them.

hideous hags?
Have you seen my wife for example?

As for demographics - the most of the Europe have the same problem. And your own positive population growth is due to migration, not the "efforts" of your native population. But that is not surprising that you relay on migration - you are a country of gays, and and it's well known fact that gays can't reproduce at all.

Once all the Russians are all gone the more developed nations will probably use your territory as a toxic waste dump, leading to Russia's first ever major contribution to humanity.

Yeah, right. Try us. Come get some.Your sh!tty unpopulated waste of land known as Canada would become a nuclear wasteland then.

[Serb]

Chinook:
Service ceiling: 18,500 ft (5,640 m)

Mi-26:
Service ceiling: 4,600 m (15,100 ft)

Wow! You've found a single among many parameter to be proud of? Good for you.

It's no wonder you Russkies lost in Afghanistan...

It's no wonder you Gringos are so dumb, 'cause additional 1000m in service ceiling is the last thing what a cargo chopper needs to be a sucessfull design.

[Drake Tungsten]

Wow! You've found a single among many parameter to be proud of? Good for you.

I found the most important parameter for a helicopter that will be transporting troops to combat zones in Afghanistan. As I said, it's no wonder Russia lost that war; Russians aren't smart enough to know what capabilities in their equipment are important and which aren't.

cause additional 1000m in service ceiling is the last thing what a cargo chopper needs to be a sucessfull design.

Thanks for proving my point.

[Serb]

I'm pretty sure Serb is a persona. There's no way Russians actually spend their time claiming to have the world's biggest helicopter etc, right?

So, only Americans have a right to cream their pants about their inadequate military touys, but nobody else?

If you don't like helicopters I can tell ya about the world's largest and most powerfull submarine/cargo plane/space rocket/whatever. Because it is all "made in Russia".

[Riesstiu IV]

Wait a second, you are a French, aren't ya? So, WHO THE **** gave you right to even speak about helicopters, not to mention "helicrapters"?

We have every right to speak about helicopters. France is the creator of the Eurocopter Dauphin is far more advanced than the pathetic mi-26.

Hell, thanks to the French resistance and the Free French forces, the USSR was able to win WWII. Without us and Canada, Panzers would have rolled across the Urals.

[Kitschum]

You speak suspiciously good Onglace for a Frenchman.

[KrazyHorse]

I would preffer to live in Russia and be poor and alcoholic, then to live in a developed, stable Canadian society full of ******s and to be one of them.

a) Only a Rooskie would think that throwing around slurs like "******" is acceptable

b) Most of our gays wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole. They generally don't go for fat and hairy.

hideous hags?
Have you seen my wife for example?

Why would I have to see her? She lives in Russia and she's married to a semi-literate peon who lives vicariously through a third-rate military.

As for demographics - the most of the Europe have the same problem.

No. Most of Europe has an increasing population, and it's certainly not crashing precipitously like Russia's.

And your own positive population growth is due to migration

Yes, because people want to live in Canada, unlike Russia.

[Riesstiu IV]

You speak suspiciously good Onglace for a Frenchman.

Always know the language of your enemy.

[Asher]

I would preffer to live in Russia and be poor and alcoholic, then to live in a developed, stable Canadian society full of ******s and to be one of them.

Nice try, Serb. We all know Russia is where all of the gay porn comes from, not Canada.

[Kitschum]

That's my excuse, too.

[KrazyHorse]

LOL at Serb's "world's largest submarine" comment.

[Asher]

LOL at Serb's "world's largest submarine" comment.

Is he referring to the Kursk?