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Elok will reject his religious roots and become one of the most venomous and militant atheist in the United Northern States. For his day job, he will lead a resurgence in the popularity of Mad Libs as its Editor in Chief, and will see to the empire's expansion into Mad Libs: Daily News and Mad Libs: Adult Edition. Not wanting to leave behind his outstanding career in silly and useless writing, he became known in his later years as the most prolific author of Philosophy essays in over two hundred years."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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You know, I could actually see that one coming true."My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund FreudComment
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Fine, fire away Asher.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!Comment
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Ben, you probably asked for me to predict your future but I refuse to do it because it'd only get me banned. I have no hope for you."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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Really? Philosophy? Eurgh...oh, and the militant atheist thing isn't too likely, but that doesn't hurt like the philosophy bit.Originally posted by Guynemer View PostComment
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Scry into my future, Mr. Snuggles. What do you see for your Poly- ex-wife?B♭3Comment
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You will be elected Secret President of the Gay Agenda And Assimilation Yeomen (GAAAY) and will also be at the forefront of the Gay Intelligentsia Movement Program (GIMP). Under your expert tutelage, berets coupled with square glasses will become all the rage and will be an invaluable tool in converting more heterosexuals to The Lifestyle. Further yet, you will develop an undeniable sex appeal which will single-handedly reverse the societal trends to make ideal the asian female, and instead the asian male form will become the most desirable of all. Also, you will be a professional ping-pong player.Originally posted by Q Classic View Post"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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Hot. But I think you just wanted to have me smacking balls around.B♭3Comment
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I just want to know if I ever get into the HoF. And if people stop misspelling my name.
I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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I'll vote for you, nebeht."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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the platonic kind, damnit.
I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- NedComment
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Kick me in the jimmy!I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891Comment
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You'll become NASDAQ Chairman until people find out that you've run a $62B ponzi scheme.
Okay, I guess that's ridiculous.
You'll be elected the first black US president. LOL, okay, also ridiculous.
Um. You'll buy the Washington Capitals and become best buds with Donald Brashear. You'll be most famous for getting in a fist-fight with former Caps star (and "current" Moscow Dynamo star) Alexander Ovechkin over a Stanley Cup ring that you stole from him (you bastard). You'll also become a successful businessman, but only after learning the lesson that open sourced hardware design is impractical. But you've already owned all of these FPGA plants, which you repurposed into producing a single ASIC which was to be used to construct Skynet compute nodes. As you were one of the few to help assemble Skynet, you were spared while the rest of the world was slaughtered by machines."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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Alright, do your worst.
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Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!Comment
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