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  • #46
    Originally posted by Tuberski View Post
    Alright, do your worst.

    ACK!
    You'll retire in Utah.

    (sorry)
    "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
    Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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    • #47
      I have myself to blame. Fire away.
      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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      • #48
        Stands to reason I guess.

        ACK!
        Don't try to confuse the issue with half-truths and gorilla dust!

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        • #49
          I'm in.
          In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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          • #50
            Originally posted by Asher View Post
            You'll be most famous for getting in a fist-fight with former Caps star (and "current" Moscow Dynamo star) Alexander Ovechkin over a Stanley Cup ring that you stole from him (you bastard).
            You wound me.

            Although I approve of the Stanley Cup in Washington.

            Here's a human interest story on the Russian Capitals in tomorrow's WaPo...

            http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/04/14/AR2009041403494.html?hpid=topnews
            I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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            • #51
              Originally posted by SlowwHand View Post
              I have myself to blame. Fire away.
              You will live a long and fulfilling life in Texas. You will retire and enter politics where you're well known as a no-holds-barred, take-no-prisoners approach, the SSS -- straight-shootin' Sloww. You'll virtually instantaneously become governor of Texas, and when you told the United Southern States of America you were seceding they didn't stand in your way. You are the first President of Texas.
              "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
              Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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              • #52
                Originally posted by Oncle Boris View Post
                I'm in.
                You will enter Canadian politics as a Quebec Separatist. Then you'll actually learn about this country, and become a Federalist. Then you will run for Prime Minister, only to take your place in the history books as the worst showing by a Liberal Leader ever, to Stephane Dion's great relief. But then you will pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and become a tremendously respected Francophone Librarian for a small town in northern Quebec.
                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                • #53
                  Texas has already had its own president you moron. Bend over.
                  Last edited by Wiglaf; April 15, 2009, 01:06. Reason: Added instruction to bend over

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by Asher View Post
                    You will enter Canadian politics as a Quebec Separatist. Then you'll actually learn about this country, and become a Federalist. Then you will run for Prime Minister, only to take your place in the history books as the worst showing by a Liberal Leader ever, to Stephane Dion's great relief. But then you will pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and become a tremendously respected Francophone Librarian for a small town in northern Quebec.
                    Bah... a mattress salesman could at least reach Queen's Park.
                    In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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                    • #55
                      The new Rising, Wiggy.

                      Much better than I hoped.
                      Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                      "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                      He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                      • #56
                        Originally posted by Wiglaf View Post
                        Texas has already had its own president you moron. Bend over.
                        Oh, sweet Jesus, you're right. What an amazingly cute little state!!

                        President of the Republic of Texas - Wikipedia
                        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Presidents_of_the_Republic_of_Texas


                        This is my favourite:
                        "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                        Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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                        • #57
                          How long before I get banned again?
                          KH FOR OWNER!
                          ASHER FOR CEO!!
                          GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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                          • #58
                            <-- in

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                            • #59
                              ME me me!
                              Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
                              Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
                              Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by Drake Tungsten View Post
                                How long before I get banned again?
                                Given the current chaos, you probably have a month or two.
                                "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
                                Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "

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