Lost items department: Your virginity

[Donegeal]

It was a very happy 15th birthday for me. Her parents had gone to a baseball game and I went over to her place. She was 17 and it was her first time as well.

Biggest advice I can give: If it's the first time for both of you, don't do it on a water bed!

[Alinestra Covelia]

You guys just jump at any chance to pile on him.

I'm unsure whether this is a virginity story. The potential is there.

[Zkribbler]

Can cute kittens still come and save this thread?

Please?

..

[Dis]

while technically I'm not a virgin, I pretty much am.

[MOBIUS]

I'm unsure whether this is a virginity story. The potential is there.

Reckon it would loosen him up a bit...

[Dis]

Come on, it's the 21st century and God's been dead for two generations; ergo, anybody with a pulse can get laid at least once. At this point there's no excuse to retain virginity past 20.

I can't do it. Short of breaking the law (prostitution is illegal) how can you expect everyone to get laid? What about people with disabilities? they really have a hard time doing it. Don't be insensitive, some of struggle finding mates, and it hurts.

some people like Dis here are too shy to go from the friends part to the sex part. I really don't know how to make that transition. I've had many female friends, no sex.

[Q Classic]

Lay off Ben, jeeze. You guys just jump at any chance to pile on him.

Yeah, that's not a really convincing argument.

[MattBowron]

21 for me

[OzzyKP]

some people like Dis here are too shy to go from the friends part to the sex part. I really don't know how to make that transition. I've had many female friends, no sex.

Lots of margaritas.

[Wiglaf]

I was 16; she was a hot Italian sauce waiter who plied me with booze and did me after the restaurant closed.

[Darius871]

I can't do it. Short of breaking the law (prostitution is illegal) how can you expect everyone to get laid? What about people with disabilities? they really have a hard time doing it. Don't be insensitive, some of struggle finding mates, and it hurts.

some people like Dis here are too shy to go from the friends part to the sex part. I really don't know how to make that transition. I've had many female friends, no sex.

A) What Ozzy said, namely alcohol, and/or B) what Kid said, namely finding an all-purpose slut who'll take anything, and/or C) "hogging," and/or D) yes, as a last resort, prostitution. But really A-C are a piece of cake for 99.9999% of guys. Hell, just go to the nearest dive on a Saturday night and there will be at least one ragged old barfly looking for whoever's desperate enough to put a bag over her head and do his business.

I didn't say anybody with a pulse can bag a supermodel, only that anybody with a pulse can get laid in the abstract. Whether you actually make the effort is the sole determining factor, and you admit that you do not, so there it is.

Aren't you the one whose boss was hitting on him? All you'd have to do is relent and bada bing.

[Lorizael]

But really A-C are a piece of cake for 99.9999% of guys.

What are you trying to say about Ali Cove?

[Darius871]

What are you trying to say about Ali Cove?

No pun intended, I swear

Wait a minute, was "Cove" a second pun?

[Dis]

Well I never tried to pull in a slut at closing time. Bars don't close here, so we don't have that stereotype. And most women I do see, don't seem particularly interested in me. Not that I'm interested in the white trash slutty type.

[Dis]

I know I probably shouldn't get my hopes up. But my "friend" wants to go out drinking and shoot pool. I also gave her my address when she asked it, which I have never done for any female friends before (they never cared about where I lived). And she tells me not to try to find other gf's, and one will eventually come. I just can't help but get my hopes up over her. We kinda have to be officially friends since we arent allowed to date according to company rules (this is the same girl I was telling you guys about earlier btw in the women thread- I even asked her out a couple weeks ago), so that's one reason we are friends. Actually the other day she wanted to be my little sister, so I called her little sis. So it would be really strange if we actually did do it. It'd be like doing my little sister.

I hate getting my hopes up and having them crushed, but I can't help it. do friends ever end up having sex with each other? Why would she want to do "date" stuff if we are just friends. Actually it could be considered friend stuff if it was a couple guys, so maybe I shouldn't read anything into it. because it seems the past couple days she's been stressing that we are friends (esp. to people at work) and then she talks about not having any brothers and wanting to be my sister lol. So that's why I kinda gave up on her for romantic interest. But now I'm not so sure.