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  • #16
    Holy crap, Obama made a joke. I've thought he was incapable of not taking something seriously.
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    • #17
      Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
      Indeed.

      I mean Michelle isn't exactly tiny.


      Shes nice to mine eyes

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      • #18
        He actually has a decent sense of humor. It's a bit dry, but it does exist.
        It's tough when you hit that pop star status, like he did, and people hang on your every word and take things way too seriously. I think he had trouble adjusting at first and started to take himself too seriously also. But now that the stress of the election is over, he's loosening back up.
        It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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        • #19
          I'd like to admit I have a secret fantasy about Jessica Simpson.

          I dream of her holding her sister so I can kick her in the throat.
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          • #20
            Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia View Post
            I'd like to admit I have a secret fantasy about Jessica Simpson.

            I dream of her holding her sister so I can kick her in the throat.

            If your in the great shape I fantasize you are think you are, wont a simple pelvic trust to the bridge of the nose work?

            I know its been tried on me, but being a grizzled veteran, I usually sense it coming and am all over it so I absorb the direct first wave of assault..Tsunami Thrust I believe the technical term is
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            • #21
              Originally posted by Verto View Post
              He's not making fun of her, he's reading what the cover says (and in a rather condescending tone, as in who gives a f*ck about her weight?). http://www.usmagazine.com/files/cov-b_21.jpg
              Exactly. He drily read the caption, going along with Matt's nonsense on how "they" had cut Obama off the front page. The photo is shown again inside the magazine and he is in it with his ladies. Celebrity comes with the price of overattention and silliness. He handles it with wry humor at least as far as the press goes.
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              • #22
                Originally posted by Grandpa Troll View Post
                Tsunami Thrust I believe the technical term is
                Depending on the woman and the timing, could be a Crimson Tide?
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                • #23
                  Originally posted by onodera View Post
                  Holy crap, Obama made a joke. I've thought he was incapable of not taking something seriously.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia View Post
                    I'd like to admit I have a secret fantasy about Jessica Simpson.
                    What second sentence?
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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Grandpa Troll View Post
                      If your in the great shape I fantasize you are think you are, wont a simple pelvic trust to the bridge of the nose work?

                      I know its been tried on me, but being a grizzled veteran, I usually sense it coming and am all over it so I absorb the direct first wave of assault..Tsunami Thrust I believe the technical term is
                      What is this, a La Blue Girl transcript?
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                      • #26
                        Urotsukidoji more like. Gramps is involved
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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Zopperoni View Post
                          That's making fun of Jessica Simpson???

                          Try this then:

                          OMG



                          I was gonna photoshop a center snapping the ball to Romo..but yours is great ken
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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Alinestra Covelia View Post
                            Urotsukidoji more like. Gramps is involved
                            [action=Q Classic]dons a red hood.[/action]
                            "Oh, Grandpa, what big tentacles you have..."
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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Q Classic View Post
                              [action=Q Classic]dons a red hood.[/action]
                              "Oh, Grandpa, what big tentacles you have..."
                              I sauteed' them especially fer you sweetie
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                              • #30
                                Dude, Michelle Obama is hot.
                                mmm, no. Maybe for you perhaps, but I don't think so.
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